Unlike the rest of the Fat Lace team, who are all dyed-in-the-wool b-boys that grew up ciphering on the corner of 36th and Main, I didn’t come to full rap standom until slightly later in life. I played around with being an indie kid for a long time, mainly because I wanted to wear blazers [...]

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“Booty Call” has been an actual existing “thing” for about a week now, but has been written about precisely nowhere, possibly under the grounds that rap blogs operate on a “ignore something bad and it might go away” policy. It won’t.
FYI: Fat Lace is far too classy to run through a list of “ha ha [...]

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SHA MONEY & WILL ROUSH “GO FOR IT ALL”
Cracker rappers are mostly unacceptable. We’ve granted a few passes here at Fat Lace but mostly we’re on a permanent operation C.B. We must alert you to a potential problem though, that’s a negative problem not a positive problem. We let Asher Roth slip through the net, [...]

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Fat Lace is the best hip-hop site in the world but you know that by now. You also know we hate them crackers. We even hate the ones we like if that makes sense. Now we really like these guys, we prefer the black dude, but the other two are aight, for crackers. So [...]

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We thought we’d kill two proverbial birds with one stone when issuing our latest cracker rap pass. There’s no sibling rivalry when it comes to these real life brothers, they’re well and truly on the same team. With die hard fans spanning the globe these two have consistently churned out some of the grimiest hip-hop [...]

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As you might have gathered from this week’s entries, we be hatin’ them Crackers. We’ve only handed out one of our scarce Cracker Rap passes in 7 days, so Crackers better step up to grab one of those babies. Now some Crackers we’re not sure about, take ALC for example, a supremely talented producer but [...]

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Ignoring the clamour from idiots who think Everlast is any good, we grant our first Cracker Pass of the new regime to one Tony D. Don’t get it twisted, this isn’t the Anthony who produced joints for MC Serch and numerous fools on Idlers. This is the Trenton legend Tony D. The YZ-PRT hate triangle [...]

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Rapping is the birthright of every African American, they invented it. Rapping is certainly not the birthright of any White Americans though some have earned their rap pass and we’ll credit them in due course. Listening to African Americans rap and realising they shouldn’t do it themselves is the only birthright of white Brits. Now, [...]

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Call him Everlast, call him Whitey Ford, but definitely call him banned. We extend our first lifetime cracker ban to Everlast. Stop rapping, cracker ass cracker! And stop singing/rapping as well. His early song ‘I Got The Knack’ should have been called ‘I Got The Crack(er)’. After out-quiffing even Vanilla Ice in his Rhyme Syndicate [...]

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We’ve always been motivated and inspired by the motto ‘Don’t hate, congratulate’. Well, after hearing recent efforts from white rappers the world over, we’ve done enough congratulating for this lifetime. Hence we kick off our long overdue Stop Crackers Rapping Campaign. Here are the aims:
1) Stop cracker ass crackers rapping.
2) That’s it.
Now, we’re not ig’nant. [...]

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