Your friendly neighbourhood Splattahouser hasn’t been around for a minute due to a lethal combination of swine flu and extreme Blue Balls Syndrome, so he feels like he has to, as Da King & I might say, Flip Da Scrip and bring you something a little interesting.  And a Norwegian Nazi zombie horror film with [...]

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Your old friend Captain Splattahouse has been laying in the cut recently, partly because he has been nursing a clinical addiction to red wine and porn, but also because this next item of pointless violence has special significance this week. I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer is, surely to goodness, the only [...]

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SPLATTAHOUSE 4: LAID TO REST
Well, only a few weeks have gone by and already Splattahouse is THE #1 violence-based sub-blog in all of hip-hop. But still there have been some dissenting voices. “Japanese girls with machine gun arms and Brazilian eroto-religious maniacs are all very well,” writes regular visitor Warren McGlone of D-Block, “but what [...]

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While Brian Beck recovers from watching Embodiment Of Evil, here’s a corking little flick set in the kind of mental institution in which he almost certainly currently resides, drooling and repeating the phrase, “Coffin Joe he come to get I!” over and over again. Actually, the mental hospital in Insanitarium is actually quite [...]

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A new series, created partly because the author’s knowledge of hip-hop stops abruptly in 2005 when he got tired of being threatened by mates of Roots Manuva and knows more about splatter films than modern hip-hop, and partly because it’s a reference to an insanely obscure mid-90s group who were mates with Killah Priest. Welcome, [...]

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