Likening himself to Jesus, Eminem took inspiration from the Shroud Of Turin for his new album cover, he broke it down for us. “After I lost the plot on Vicodin I started to see my face appear in strange places like in the cat’s litter tray, on the side of cars or I’d see a tree in the shape of my face.” admitted the somewhat distant rapper to Fat Lace. “Then during my hiaitus, or path to recovery as I called it, I saw a documentary on the Discovery Channel all about this dude who saw Jesus’ face on his towel whilst staying at a Holiday Inn somewhere in Italy. It was so crazy because that’s what I experienced. That’s how it came about”. Revealed Eminem exclusively to Fat Lace.

Have you ever seen your face in the clouds or even seen Eminem’s face for that matter. Maybe he isn’t crazy after all. More sightings after the jump…

Sarah from West Sussex saw Em’s face on the arse of a huge fat lady…

Tom from Newcastle saw Em’s face on an apple this morning…

Hands up those who stole this book from W H Smiths when it first came out, subsequently lost it after numerous house moves then recently bought it again on Amazon. We know we’re not alone.

It is what it says on the tin. Apparently the tortoise is called MF Linus. Obviously too much time on their hands. We’re refering to the tortoise of course who should get a proper job rather than eating fruit and listening to back pack rap, it’s owner was perfectly justified in making this legitimate piece of art.

See the full video HERE courtesy of Robert Popper. There’s even more tortoise rap video HERE. This is definitely some new shit we didn’t know about.

Apparently Linus is taking requests for his next epic adventure. Not the music, that will be Doom all the way, we’re talking the type of food he’ll be eating.

Ever wondered what happened to The High & Mighty, the guys behind a string of underground hits such as ‘Dirty Decibels’, ‘B-Boy Document’ as well as Smut Peddlers of course. Well as you can see from the photo, Eastern Conference C.E.O. Mighty Mi has now retired off the vast earnings he ratcheted up from 12″ sales in the late nineties. He now lives in Las Vegas where he has Hands On Experience of voluptuous blonde Russians hanging off his Dick Starbuck while he examines their Hole Repertoire on the reg reg. We persuaded him to come out of retirement and report live from Vegas each month to regale us with stories of his lavish playboy lifestyle.

For the first instalment he sent us an exclusive mix called Blog Hop, a splendid collection of mash ups and remixes he has scoured from the blogosphere. In doing so he has officially birthed a whole new sub-genre. Blog Hop ya don’t stop.

DOWNLOAD HERE (click ‘more’ for the track listing)

Just as we were growing out of wearing sneakers and funding sweatshops they had to drop these. That Phil Knight has ways of keeping us addicted. It’s just cruel. Yes, we’re ashamed we still read Hypebeast too.

More Ageing B-Boys behaving badly…genius idea fellas and is that Fat Lace’s ‘Whatever Man’ doing the voice-over at the end? We really want to see them do ‘Ooh Wee’, exclusively for Fat Lace Magazine of course.