Paddy Power for the hour

It’s St. Patrick’s day. Thank fuck we’re not Irish, otherwise The Guinness Government would have us wearing foam hats and spilling into the streets like tits. No, we’re simply going to roll with some Irish-inspired hip-hop puns for you to add on to. Let’s pass this hot potato around…

Reef tha Lost Corrs
10 Craic Commandments
Peat Bog and CL Smooth
Sinn Fein in the Membrane
Kildare is a Darkside
Special Ed Joyce
Murphy’s was the case
Farley Farl
Baby Blak and Tan
Neesonz of Man
Take a Roy Walk
Hen-G Kelly
Nolan Sistah Souljah
Ulyssesmagnetic MC’s
Slick Lime-Rick
Children of the Lepre-corn
Seamus on a nigga
Oscar Wilde for tha night
Gabriel Byrne Hollywood Burn
How I could just Kilkenny a man
Royal (potato) Fam (ine)
Mick Wiz
Here come the Bodrums
Belfastest Man Alive
Another Proddy Murdered
Troubles-neck Brothers
Jazzy James Joyce
Black stuff in the hour of chaos
Catholickshot
Bigot Smalls
Serious Pais-lee Fine
L’Antrim
Big Paddy Kane

with props to our man Pebblee Pete for help with this jawn…

 


20 Responses to "Paddy Power for the hour"
  1. Reply Rich March 17, 2011 14:57 pm

    Project Pat Kielty
    Blarney Stone Crazy
    Darby O’Gill & The Lil’ Half Dead People
    Brotha Shane Lynch Hung
    Kool Keith Duffy
    Brenda Fricker’s Got a Baby
    Peter O’Tooley Crew Personified

  2. Reply Rich March 17, 2011 15:47 pm

    DV Alias Christy Brown
    The Samantha 900 Mumba
    City Spud
    Ballyjadakissangel
    Don Colcannon
    Soda Bread & Soap – Masta Ace

  3. Reply done March 17, 2011 15:52 pm

    i lay my game down quite Flatley
    Masta Killeighleigh
    Malachey Da Nutcraicer
    lemonades not as popular drink as is Guinness
    Gangsta Louis Walsh
    Brother Jaysus
    Daniel O’Dumille
    RaegwongwongwongwongwongwonGWON!
    i bomb atommyicly Tiernan

    Gift of Gab and dude who won the white rapper show too obviously.

  4. Reply done March 17, 2011 16:00 pm

    Joe For Dolo
    Bounce, Rock, Ronan Keating
    Look Whos Gay Byrneing
    Dublin Posse

  5. Reply done March 17, 2011 16:03 pm

    GlenRoe or Die
    Rocky Road To The Riches

  6. Reply brian beck March 17, 2011 16:32 pm

    Z-Ronin
    Westlife Connection
    James Ma$on Betha
    Damien Duff Crew
    Shay Given It Up Or Turn It Loose
    Cormac Dre
    I Miss My Eamonn Homies by Master P
    Want Tabby from X-Factor A Baller by Lil’ Troy
    “What happened to peace (treaty)?”
    Suzanne Cow E. Fresh

  7. Reply Rich March 17, 2011 17:27 pm

    Kale G Rap
    Labcabbageincalifornia
    The Late Late Show & AG
    Riverdance to My Ministry

  8. Reply Rich March 17, 2011 17:43 pm

    In Lefferfrack we regulate…
    Letterkenny Parker
    Killarney
    MC Carrick-on-Shan
    Cappoquindonna
    Cashel Rules Everything Around Me (Irish C.R.E.A.M.)
    Wogan Make It – Jadakiss
    Maeve Binchy Better Have My Money

  9. Reply Rich March 17, 2011 19:33 pm

    Amanda Byram Squad
    My Uzi Weighs a Graham Norton
    WC & The Mad Circle of Friends
    Jonathan Dame Grease Meyers
    I Like My Pockets Fat Not Flatley
    Treat Her Like a Protestant
    Pierce Brosnann Nigga – PaTrick Daddy & Trina

  10. Reply Dee March 17, 2011 22:24 pm

    ‘Til My Cascarino Drops
    Duff Ryders Anthem
    Strictly Dunne
    Loud and Harte To Hit

  11. Reply cabbage March 18, 2011 06:59 am

    good to see you guys are still about! When you doing another mixtape?
    Any news on what the fuck is going on with HHC? Monthly digital magazine my arse!

  12. Reply Drew Huge March 18, 2011 08:40 am

    Great, great additions. ‘Brenda Fricker’s got a baby’ indeed.
    We’re doing the next podcast this weekend, to drop in a couple of weeks, and we’ve got nathan to do with HHC. Sorry.

  13. Reply Drew Huge March 18, 2011 08:53 am

    Garda the Dome
    Provo is in the pudding
    Fight the power-sharing
    Finnegan’s wake me when I’m dead
    Beckett ‘Em Down
    Yeats to the rhyme
    Feargal Sharkey Niggas (Biters)
    Ya Lynott So Hot
    Val Doonican I get a soul clap?
    Father MC Ted
    The Fatima Thugz Mansions

  14. Reply Dee March 18, 2011 09:39 am

    Frank Stapleton Sex
    Geldof My Log
    Westlife Connection

  15. Reply Dan Large March 18, 2011 11:45 am

    err, sorry I was late to the party…

    Red Hot Clover Tone
    Prime Minister Pete Nice & Daddy Irish
    Sinn Fein To Black
    J Dublin’s Theme
    Gerry Beeks
    Westsidelife
    People Under Ulsters
    Belfast Biv Devoe

  16. Reply done March 18, 2011 12:52 pm

    “Treat Her Like a Protestant”

    ha this one had me spittin

  17. Reply B NOTES March 18, 2011 15:00 pm

    Fatherteddy to Die
    The Peatnuts
    Craic Poet
    Mr gLEN
    The Agas of Klashnekoff

  18. Reply i the t March 18, 2011 16:10 pm

    Osirish

  19. Reply erm, IRISH CRAIG March 19, 2011 05:31 am

    Some abso crackers in here: Maeve Binchy Better Have My Money, Belfastest Man Alive, Treat Her Like A Protestant, 10 Craic Commandments,
    Peat Bog and CL Smooth, Val Doonican I get a soul clap? Not too sure how I feel about BIGOT Smalls though [nooch]

    Even a day after the day after, my heads still suffrin, here’s my best efforts for this time o’ day…

    DJ Hurricane Higgins
    DISCO DAVE Allen
    Ultramagnetic – When I ED BYRNE
    James NesBITE IT
    THE CHOSEN Sean Hughes
    Frank & DANK Carson
    Dermot Morgan KHAN
    [that bitch] John O’SHEA JACKSON
    KURIOUS George Best
    BAD LUCK BARRY McGuigan
    FERMANAGH this stuff is really fresh
    ST PATRICK Swayze
    Dont BALLYKNOCK the hustle
    NEWRY up-gang
    BALLYCASH Money Millionaires
    CARNMONEY Millionaires
    Da BUSHMILLS Babees
    BESSBROOKlyn Queens
    Beastie Boys – Root COUNTY DOWN
    Beastie Boys – Pollywog STEWARTSTOWN
    TYrone
    Viktor CRAIGAVON
    Geto Boys Feat SCARVAface
    David STRABANEr
    BALLYCASTLE D
    Stetsa – BALLYSALLY
    BALLYMENA Green
    BALLYHERIDAN Greenpeace
    UMCs – One to CAVANAGROW on
    Milk D – Ulster Says NEVER Dated
    BantheBRIDGEtheBRtheBrtheBRIDGE
    BALLYrKELLY
    How Can I Be PORTADOWN
    TANDRAGEE funk
    Ice T – Paddy Power
    TULLAGHoneMORE CHANCE
    what DROMORE can I say?
    LISBURN Hollywood Burn
    On TEMPO [town in Fermanagh] Jack
    LOUPdigga [village in Derry]

    In case yer still in need of more Hip-Hop associated Irish-isms – http://djmek.wordpress.com/

  20. Reply ST_C March 19, 2011 07:53 am

    Has anyone mentioned Kriss Krossmaglen or Kool G Rap’s “Streets of Dundalk”?

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