Cold Lampard

Looks like Flavor Flav has got his tickets for the World Cup. More on the Saffers biggest fan HERE

It might just be time to start the world cup pun thread. Who wants to kick off?


17 Responses to "Cold Lampard"
  1. Reply Brian Beck May 18, 2010 09:04 am

    7.L & Eso Samardžić
    Hell’s Windass
    Paul Murson
    Messi Marv
    Drogba ‘Em ‘N’ Tha River
    Rafa Of The Math
    Mac Maldini
    Di Canio Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told
    Abstract Ruud
    Allah U Kaká
    The 4-4-2 Horsemen
    The Diamond D formation
    Above The Denis Law
    Dennis Wise Intelligent
    Pele Their Caps Back
    Oleg Luzhny Up Records
    Forlan Soldiers
    Keegans Open Doors
    Motson Man
    Eto’o Trippin’
    De La Sol
    You’ll Never Win Anything With Kidz In The Hall
    Project Pat Jennings
    Mi Uzi Weighs A Shilton
    Murder Is The Jimmy Case
    Countin’ Much Hasselbaink

  2. Reply Brian Beck May 18, 2010 09:42 am

    Straight Outta Denis Compton
    Wembley Wuz Bangin’
    Gucci Maine Road
    It Takes A Nation Of Militos To Hold Us Back
    Glasgow Ranjahz
    Walk With A Limpar
    The Rioch Gang
    Bizarre Ride II Tha Far Clyde
    Highbury Me A G

  3. Reply Dan Large May 18, 2010 14:50 pm

    I only have one….

    Leeds United Of The New School

  4. Reply Rich May 18, 2010 16:33 pm

    Diego Cappadonna
    Stoned is the Weah the walk
    Bergkamp Lo
    Hot Sex on a Blatter
    Frank n’ Dank Rijkaard
    Marco Van Basten Melonz
    Abstract Ruud Gullit
    P Didier Drogba
    Fabien 5 Freddy Barthez
    Didier Des(Wally)champs
    Set Adrift on Memory Blissett
    Yo! Ian BumRush The Show

  5. Reply Rich May 18, 2010 17:49 pm

    The Gazza Face
    Just to Get a Johnny Rep
    Davor Suker Needs Bodyguards
    Girls, I Got ‘em Max Morlock’d
    Just Blaze Fontaine
    The ? Rimet
    Juelz Rimet Santana
    Gift of Phil Babb
    Sondico Flow
    The Terry Butcher’s Shop
    Walcott Damn
    Benitez Applebum
    Rafa Big Pooh
    Rottin Raz-Scholes
    Case of The PFA
    The Holte End Theory
    Let Me Ruud
    Fuck With Andy Gray Day (and Everybody’s celebratin’)
    Beasley Duz It
    “Tell your crew to B-easley…”
    Paul McGrafh

  6. Reply Drew Huge May 19, 2010 11:04 am

    Magnificent work so far.
    BB – I’ve been rocking Miuzi Wears a Shilton as my fantasy league team for a couple of years now. Great minds and all that…

  7. Reply Drew Huge May 19, 2010 11:47 am

    Peel their Capello’s back
    When you see a Neville, Smash Him
    All Ballacks Don’t Bounce
    Robben Hoods
    The Huntelaar’d Child
    Rebirth of Kewell
    Lucas Neill with the Lid Off
    Awars Torres
    The Cahill that’s Real
    Emerton’s of Gunz
    Bound to Iker
    Relax with Pepe Reina
    Senna Versus Many
    Arbeloa End Theory
    Pirlo End Theory
    Beckham Down
    Rick Rossi
    Buffon the Human Beat Box
    It’s a Drogba Drog World
    Groovy Kalou
    George Kranz – Dindane Daa Daa
    You can’t do me Nani
    Liedson of Noise
    Leggo My Deco
    Little Eto’o Boy
    Pakinamakouninthebackofanac
    Allardyce Raw
    Milito Mind State
    Veron Delite
    Ghetto Burdisso
    Silva D
    Ardiles to Earn
    Half-A-Milner
    Who stole my last piece of Zidane?
    Rummenigge’s with attitude
    Cafu-schnickens

    Gilardino Bravo

  8. Reply Rich May 19, 2010 15:58 pm

    Bahama Issiar Dia
    Chippo-Fu
    “Nicky is mad, I get more Butt than ashtrays”
    “I love it when they call me Big Papa Bouba Diop” (No Danny Baker)
    Mobb Bouba Diop
    “Diiii-ooop”
    Paul ‘The Govnamatic” Ince
    Ronaldo or Die
    Gudni Bergsson Mob
    Das EFX Walker
    “I’m after the gold, and after that the David Platt-num”
    Graham Le Saux Saux Def

  9. Reply Rich May 19, 2010 19:37 pm

    Tony Fresh Daley
    Hanson Boys Modelling School
    Alan Smith & Wesson
    The Wayne Bridge Is Over
    Big Punishearer
    The Nigga You Love To Mark Hateley
    Kaka Da Bag a Bonez
    Vinnie Somehow, Samways
    The Fabregas Face
    Biggest Gordon Strachan
    Til The Cascarino Drops
    T.O.N.Y. Adams

  10. Reply Johnny Depth May 20, 2010 11:59 am

    The Wrong Lineker To Fuck Wit
    David Villadelph Half-Life
    Physical Jules (Rimet)
    Cappamaradona
    Saukrates
    Kevvy Kevin Keegan
    DJ Mark Lawrenson The 45 King
    Cash Money Milners
    Goin’ Wild In The Penalty Shootout
    Terminator X Speaks With His Hans Krankl
    Strictly 4 My Rumeniggaz
    Yo, what happened to Pearce?
    Dapper Dindane
    Black Rock and Aaron Mokoena
    Just Blaze (over the bar)
    Vasily Rats Bastard
    George Weah’s The Party At?
    Watch Roger Milla Do His Thing
    You Don’t Know Jack Charlton
    Nobby Stiles Of Beyond

  11. Reply brian beck from wiscompton May 20, 2010 13:43 pm

    Guardiola Your Grill
    Smoke Dat Cesc
    Marco Kolo & Yaya Toure
    Paid Tha Cost To Be Del Bosque
    Casillas Money Millionaires
    Born To Raul
    The Bernerbéu Stadium
    Wu-Tang Klinsmen
    This Julian Dicks For You
    Ince Again
    Three 6 Matthews
    Only Built 4 Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

  12. Reply Rich May 20, 2010 18:36 pm

    Ja Offside Rule
    Gangsta TurNip
    Paula Perry Parker
    Ray Parlour Talk
    (Group) Stages & (Flood) Lights
    Death Be The Penalty Shootout
    WC & The Madd Centre Circle
    Prince Kres-Po
    I Get Wergele
    McManaman vs Many
    187′um Killer Kilcline
    Il Alexi Lalas Skratch
    For Pete Beardsley’s Sake
    Macca & The Sol Brother
    ‘KrisWaddlestylez’ by KRS-Waddle
    “So what’s the, what’s the, what’s the (Robert) Rosario?”

  13. Reply alan frenchski May 21, 2010 06:45 am

    evon is on-rooney o +joe coley

  14. Reply brian beck from wiscompton May 23, 2010 03:21 am

    MF Grimandi
    Duffel Baggio Boy
    Coldcrush Brothers at the Dixie Dean
    Strong Ireland
    Chris KAMara
    It’s a game of 2 Half-A-Mils
    Igor Step Off
    Should supporters Boosie their own players?
    Taibi Kweli
    Young Bleed & Concentration Nou Camp
    Tonz O’ Cyganz

  15. Reply Dee Rock June 8, 2010 07:29 am

    Rydah J. Klyde Tyldsley ?

  16. Reply Rich June 17, 2010 19:14 pm

    Vuvuzelas Ones Envy

  17. Reply Dee Rock June 22, 2010 11:41 am

    Fat Voe ?

    Rothen Raskals ?

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