Prime Minister Pete Nice for Prime Minister

“I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY, I OPENED IT AND READ IT, IT SAID, “PLEASE COME UP WITH ELECTION PUNS”

You may not have noticed it, but there’s an election on the way for all us UK residents, but rather than ponder the ramifications of another Labour term, Fat Lace fams Drew Huge and Johnny Depth got down to the more serious business of thinking of politics-related hip-hop puns. Keep ‘em coming. And don’t forget, every time you vote Tory, another rapper dies.

Children’s Tory
Fresh Gordon (Brown)
A Clegg A Clegg An arm a head
Method Mandelson
George Osborne Supreme Allah
Knights of the Vincecables
De1′s 16 With A Ballot
Easy Mo Mowlam
Alan Johnson
Kinnockin’ Boots
Sons of the SNP
House Of Common
Cam’ron
Crotch Ripper Mad Speaker (Of The House)
Trends Of Minister For Culture
Prime Minister Pete Nice
British National Party Arty
Ramsay Mac-da-maniak Donald
Kings Of Swingometer
Peter Snow
I’m The Paxman
Tu(lib-lab)pac(t)
House of Lords of the underground
Madliberal
Whig Out
Will. I. Am Hague
Murda Dem(ocrat)
Chief Whipper Whip
Churchill that’s Real
Tek and David Steel
Harold Macmilliondan
Benjamin Dishowrealisrael?
Sir Robert Peel Dem Caps Back
Superstar A-Margaretthatcher
Churchill Rob G
Claire Too Short
Ed Balls Don’t Bounce
Oona King Tee
Swollen Members Of Parliament
Gang of Awesome Foursome


36 Responses to "Prime Minister Pete Nice for Prime Minister"
  1. Reply I like crisps April 29, 2010 07:29 am

    Defaright

  2. Reply Dan Large April 29, 2010 07:33 am

    Margaretch 32 Thatcher
    Benjamin Dizrascal
    Tony Sunshine Benn
    Tony Starks Blair
    Ill Bill of Rights
    3rd Amen Ra Mendment
    Nick Robbin Hoods
    Questionmark Asylum Time
    Ruffhouse Of Parliament
    Rough House Survivors Of Parliament

  3. Reply I like crisps April 29, 2010 07:34 am

    Ed Milli, Ed Milli, Ed Milli (etc)

  4. Reply I like crisps April 29, 2010 07:36 am

    The Greatest Paxman Victory In History?

  5. Reply Drew Huge April 29, 2010 07:43 am

    For those that don’t get the admittedly opaque ‘Alan Johnson’ gag, that’s AJ from Brit-hop legends Hardnoise. Niche!

  6. Reply Johnny Depth April 29, 2010 07:51 am

    Recount Bass D

  7. Reply Drew Huge April 29, 2010 07:55 am

    Hanging Chad Jackson

  8. Reply Johnny Depth April 29, 2010 07:57 am

    Prince Pauliment

  9. Reply Johnny Depth April 29, 2010 08:00 am

    House of (cam)Paign

  10. Reply Dan Large April 29, 2010 08:12 am

    Just Hunging Out

  11. Reply I like crisps April 29, 2010 08:15 am

    Dougie Threshold

  12. Reply I like crisps April 29, 2010 08:17 am

    Fuck Tha Policies

  13. Reply Johnny Depth April 29, 2010 08:56 am

    Marley Marliament

  14. Reply Scullinho April 29, 2010 09:20 am

    Camm-ellzee

  15. Reply Drew Huge April 29, 2010 09:52 am

    Greenpeace Party
    Plaid (Cymru) Place 2 Get Hit
    Alliance
    Respect Mine
    DUP gun man
    Sinn Fein in the membrane
    Johnny the Liam Fox
    Greg Nice Clark
    Bring the Hain

  16. Reply Johnny Depth April 29, 2010 11:24 am

    P-Knocker Powell
    Kanye Westminster
    Monsterbeat Raving Loony Party
    Scottlarockish National Party
    It’s A Democrat
    Walk The Walk, Spit The Spitt The Younger
    Kurious David Lloyd Jorge

  17. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 16:33 pm

    P.R. Righteous Teachers
    MadLib Dems
    Five-year Term-anology
    Duck House Alert
    Fresh Daily Politics
    First Past The Postin’ High
    Bishop (Norman) Lamont
    John Major Figgas
    Group Home Rule

  18. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 16:43 pm

    Sir Alec Douglas Home Invasion
    Ramsay Mac-donald D
    Harold Wil-son of Bazerk
    School of Hard Kinnocks
    Socializm and Blues

  19. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 16:57 pm

    Proportional Representation Of Millions To Hold Us Back

  20. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 17:00 pm

    Terminator X-penses Scandal

  21. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 17:05 pm

    Works Of Martin McGuinness

  22. Reply Dom Grande April 29, 2010 18:05 pm

    The Stanky Clegg

  23. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 18:59 pm

    Portillo End Theory

  24. Reply Hugh L April 29, 2010 19:01 pm

    Heseltine 4 Sum Akshun

  25. Reply Johnny Depth April 30, 2010 04:21 am

    Spin Doctor Dre

  26. Reply I like crisps April 30, 2010 05:21 am

    MC Harriet Harman
    Mos Deficit
    Professor Griffin and The Last Anglo Saxon Disciples of The Ice Age

  27. Reply Dom Grande April 30, 2010 05:27 am

    “I met a young black teenager in Plymouth recently”

  28. Reply Dom Grande April 30, 2010 05:31 am

    Mo Mowlam Mo Problems

  29. Reply sg April 30, 2010 16:27 pm

    jay electionica
    bigot smalls
    Anne Diddycombe
    Questlove time

  30. Reply Dan Large May 1, 2010 14:51 pm

    VIA FACEBOOK:

    LibDeminem
    UKIP HOP
    Foxy Gordon Brown

  31. Reply Rich May 3, 2010 13:18 pm

    Tim Yeo! Bum Rush The Show

  32. Reply Rich May 3, 2010 13:26 pm

    Biggest Gord-on Brown
    Monster Raving Luniz Party
    R U Still Paddy Ashdown?
    “Kid change your habit, you know I’m down with Diane Abbott”

  33. Reply Rich May 3, 2010 15:40 pm

    Boris Jonzin Crew
    Marina Yannakou-Jadakiss

  34. Reply Rich May 3, 2010 19:33 pm

    The Unspoken Douglas Hurd
    Souls of Mischief Whip
    Special Edwina Currie
    ‘Anne Combe Widit’ – Ras Kass, Ahmad & Saafir

  35. Reply brian beck from wiscompton May 7, 2010 03:00 am

    Brotha Lynch Hung Parliament

  36. Reply Dom Grande May 9, 2010 05:31 am

    U.N.I.T.Y. Mitford

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