Comments on: Patriot Games

By: BillyNick

BillyNick — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:17:35 +0000

any fule kno….brownosing aside that made my day.
Word to Nigel Molesworth.
Standard is too high to compete with

By: Richie Sodapop

Richie Sodapop — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:48:51 +0000

I use a rubber johnny/ when I’m having a posh wank/
Otherwise it gets messy/ Peter Duncan in the gunge tank

By: Drew Huge

Drew Huge — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:36:36 +0000

The very best way to get your dome cracked?
Clog up the pubs on Paddy’s day, rocking the foam hats
Having trouble stacking cheddar due to early closing banks
You sitting on chrome? We’re sitting on Armitage Shanks
Battle me? You’re Simon Callow with a chance in a million
I’ve got bigger Fish to fry like clapping dude from Marillion
Your money’s short, why don’t you tell me what you’re funds worth
Before I leave you in loving memory like Ivy Unsworth
You say you’re old school or new school when you flow
but fat lace says down with skool as any fule kno
you dozy like Daily Mail mums with the MMR jab
We steal your whole identity on some Andy McNab

By: Johnny Depth

Johnny Depth — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:25:18 +0000

I’m kind of fat these days but gym’ll fix it
For the now, call me Half Man Half Biscuit
When your girl sees me she wills cocks like Toyah
Cos of how I be chainin’ letters like Paul Coia
I’m going Nationwide like Lawley, Sue
Call me National Express because I surely do
Got your bitch giving me head, rim, blumpies, busted nuts
Because I make you look wacker than Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts
The Oxy 10 on your face is the only way you get cream, bub
Now let’s dead this and go play the quizzies in a theme pub.

By: Morgz

Morgz — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:06:16 +0000

You stepping to me mate that’s fuckin tragic/cos i’ll twat you in a breath and still have time to spank my monkey magic/my crew be murderous here to rape and pillage/like the dad of vicky the viking and his warlords with Their aim at a village

By: big ted (not the DJ, the one off playschool)

big ted (not the DJ, the one off playschool) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:11:02 +0000

end level boss. was shante on get fresh with gaz top back in the day or did I just imagine it? cheers.

By: Drew Huge

Drew Huge — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:18:11 +0000

It’s where Biggins is on safari with Hurricane Higgins
A picnic, pies courtesy of Mrs Miggins
Our retired soap stars always stay fly
Kathy Beale divorced Pete to suck cocks in a layby
think your clique is mean? soft as Letitia Dean
rolling with Rolly, rockin’ haircuts like 80′s goalies
We take our holidays with dudes at Hoseasons
and there’s always more reasons to shop at Morrisons
think that was assonance? call an ambulance
to holby city, you was blinded by a thomas dolby ditty
you ain’t black you’re wack, we’re much blacker, jack
you couldn’t crush a grape if you watched Crackerjack
If Starlight Express doesn’t appeal then Cats will
For us, West End shows are Child’s Play like Michael Aspel
You’re busy rhymin’? We’re busy playin’ Simon
and Grandstand Astro Wars then we Manic Minin’
10 Print “All your crew is bent”
and we outta here, 20 Goto 10

By: DJ MartinRsoul

DJ MartinRsoul — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:14:35 +0000

take more pride in my county than i do in my country, west yorkshires White Rose is what Im about see,
From N.OW, Greenpeace to First Word’s Kidkanevil get your feet n mind movin more than a ferret stote or weasil thats stuck down your kegs looking for an exit
Leeds, West Yorkshire the White Rose county bringin it live n direct with DJ MartinRsoul always coming correct with his regional dialect
Yorkshire born Yorkshire bread with a twist of Celt and a twist of Dread nuff said!!!

By: Dom Grande

Dom Grande — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 21:22:26 +0000

The latest Klashenkoff joint contains the line “Split your wig like Nicky Clarke”. Clearly he’s been taking notes.

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:38:11 +0000

Out here the coolest cat in leather’s Tucker J not Fonzarelli
Our fam’s composed of cons like we were relatives of Shelley
Run the streets like Johnny Briggs dropping rhymes that sound amazing
Fat Lace kids bringing the drama like the Children’s Film Foundation