Ashes Roth (Fat Lace’s Top Cricket Puns)

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The Ashes is our whole shit. We don’t have to call it the ‘World Series’ because everyone knows it’s the premier cricketing competition. The World Cup? The Stanford Series? The IPL? Fuck those collective perms, it’s all about The Poms Vs. The Convicts. There’s gonna be some serious Fat Lace Ashes widows for the next few weeks as we hog the Sky HD and the Aussies do us 5-0 again. So, to celebrate, we’re keeping it gully and kicking our finest cricket puns. You know the M.O – add on…

Casualties Of Waugh
Lace Da Boons
What You Want Beefy Botham?
I get more props and stunts than Bob Willis
DJ Leg Spinna
DJ Shane Warne Supreme Allah
DV Alias GilKhrist
Glenn McGragallath
J-Dilley
Chris Oldskool
Godfather Don Bradman
Second Slip II None
Slappin’ Suckas Silly Mid-On
Boom Biddy Leg Bye
Talk Like Six
I’ll Hilfenhaus You
Bouncer Ta This
Hit The Hooks Heavy
Ya Pad Chubbs
Dickie Ghetto Bird
Snoop Sloggy Slogg
Goochy Wally
Fight The Gower
Pass The Gatting
Wu-Gangulys
Panesar N Dainja
Lara Professor
Dance Viv Me by Dizzee
Fred Trueman To The Game
Mr Merv-On
Allah U Pollock Bar
Return Of The David Boon Bap
Agallah AKA Flint-Off The Assassin
Khan You Feel It? by Original Concept
Crazy About Tendulkars by Doug E. Fresh
Hawkeye Know
You got the (Robert) key
The Bop(ara) Step
Aravinda De Silva D
Jam on Revenge (The Wicket Wicket Song)
Rampaul the last boy scout
Mass Appeal
New Yorker (Ya out there)
G-Dep – Head over (wagon) wheels
Pay Ya Doosra
Kings of Reverse Swing
Duck Alert
Rabbit Stew
Street Military Medium
To be hip you must long hop


13 Responses to "Ashes Roth (Fat Lace’s Top Cricket Puns)"
  1. Reply brian beck from wiscompton July 8, 2009 06:28 am

    The Harmison Rises In The East
    Nasty Nasir Hussain
    Nasir Hussalah
    Triple Nelson George
    The Goughfather Of Rap
    Whitey Ford Singhs The Blues
    One Leg Up Records before wicket
    Lillee Wayne
    Courtney Walsh Is Now In Session
    Graeme Hickory Dickory Dock by DeadBall & MJG
    Boycottz In The Hood
    Mark Ramprakash Money & Marvelous

  2. Reply Dan Large July 8, 2009 07:05 am

    Headingly Or Gut (Illegal)
    Fatal Nasser Hussain
    Hear The Drummer Get Wicket
    Stump up The Volume
    Your Harmison’s Too Short To Wear His Box With God (Lakim Shabbazz snitches)
    H To The Izz Oval
    Viv Your Life
    Graham Goochi Mane

  3. Reply Johnny Depth July 8, 2009 10:32 am

    Greeny, I’ve got a cricket-related Splattahouse for you but I’ve lost your email addy.

  4. Reply salvador darlo July 8, 2009 11:53 am

    LOL @ all the above.

    Goochi Mane and Goochi Wally – ha ha

  5. Reply Drew Huge July 9, 2009 05:55 am

    The Umpire Strikes Back version:
    Dickie Birdman
    Doctrove Dre
    Aleem Dar
    Billy Bow Down
    Asad Rauf House Survivors
    Tony Hill That’s Real
    Bucknor ‘Em Down
    Lord Shafiqy – Kool Venkat
    Peter Willie Da Kid
    Rudeboy Koertzen
    Mark Benson of noise
    Ian Gould Money
    Darrell Hair & Joe (Krush Groove 3)
    Clancy Mack Da Maniac
    Nigel Shorty Llong
    VK Ramaswamy Scratch
    Steve Dunne Da Dunt Dunt
    David Constant Deviants

    and a non-umpire bonus:
    Boostin’ Kevin Pietersen

  6. Reply vallejo July 9, 2009 09:28 am

    Kallis Iz Active
    Khan You Kick It?
    Seander Paul
    What’s Beefy?
    McGrath Rah like a dungeon dragon
    Singh For The Moment

  7. Reply Johnny Depth July 9, 2009 09:32 am

    The SD50 not outs
    Malcolm Marshall Mathers
    Stumpthing For The Radio
    Kapil Def
    DJ Clue-sener
    Shoaib Malik Is Goin’ Off
    Stuart Broadus
    Here’s A Drinks break

  8. Reply Johnny Depth July 9, 2009 09:55 am

    The SD50 not outs
    Malcolm Marshall Mathers
    Stumpthing For The Radio
    Kapil Def
    DJ Clue-sener
    Shoaib Malik Is Goin’ Off
    Stuart Broadus
    Here’s A Drinks break
    Kool Rock Jayawardene
    Turbanator X
    Limited Overlord X

  9. Reply vallejo July 9, 2009 10:48 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4

  10. Reply Ante July 10, 2009 12:11 pm

    The Malcolm Marshall LP

  11. Reply brian beck from wiscompton July 11, 2009 04:49 am

    Brother Marquis Trescothick.

  12. Reply Rich July 12, 2009 17:42 pm

    MC Lyte – Akram to Understand U
    Akram-nyele – The Akram Ha-Ha! The Akram Hoo-Hoo?
    Fu Schnickens – Ring The Al Lamb
    Del – No Need for Al Lamb
    The Beastie Boys – Holding Now, Hit It
    Jeru – Wrath of the Amarnath
    Hammer – Stumps and a Bump
    We rock knots and get props like Kevin Pietersen
    Hijack – The Bradman is Robin Brown
    Eddo G Brandes
    Kapil Devin The Dude
    Notorious BIG – Shane Warne-ing
    PMD – Gough, Rugged n’ Waugh
    Geoff Rap-Allot Records
    UMCs – One To Martin Crowe On

  13. Reply vallejo July 14, 2009 07:48 am

    Geto Boycotts
    B.O.B. Willis
    Bushwick Bill Lawry

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