The Ashes is our whole shit. We don’t have to call it the ‘World Series’ because everyone knows it’s the premier cricketing competition. The World Cup? The Stanford Series? The IPL? Fuck those collective perms, it’s all about The Poms Vs. The Convicts. There’s gonna be some serious Fat Lace Ashes widows for the next few weeks as we hog the Sky HD and the Aussies do us 5-0 again. So, to celebrate, we’re keeping it gully and kicking our finest cricket puns. You know the M.O – add on…
Casualties Of Waugh
Lace Da Boons
What You Want Beefy Botham?
I get more props and stunts than Bob Willis
DJ Leg Spinna
DJ Shane Warne Supreme Allah
DV Alias GilKhrist
Glenn McGragallath
J-Dilley
Chris Oldskool
Godfather Don Bradman
Second Slip II None
Slappin’ Suckas Silly Mid-On
Boom Biddy Leg Bye
Talk Like Six
I’ll Hilfenhaus You
Bouncer Ta This
Hit The Hooks Heavy
Ya Pad Chubbs
Dickie Ghetto Bird
Snoop Sloggy Slogg
Goochy Wally
Fight The Gower
Pass The Gatting
Wu-Gangulys
Panesar N Dainja
Lara Professor
Dance Viv Me by Dizzee
Fred Trueman To The Game
Mr Merv-On
Allah U Pollock Bar
Return Of The David Boon Bap
Agallah AKA Flint-Off The Assassin
Khan You Feel It? by Original Concept
Crazy About Tendulkars by Doug E. Fresh
Hawkeye Know
You got the (Robert) key
The Bop(ara) Step
Aravinda De Silva D
Jam on Revenge (The Wicket Wicket Song)
Rampaul the last boy scout
Mass Appeal
New Yorker (Ya out there)
G-Dep – Head over (wagon) wheels
Pay Ya Doosra
Kings of Reverse Swing
Duck Alert
Rabbit Stew
Street Military Medium
To be hip you must long hop
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1 brian beck from wiscompton // Jul 8, 2009 at 6:28 am
The Harmison Rises In The East
Nasty Nasir Hussain
Nasir Hussalah
Triple Nelson George
The Goughfather Of Rap
Whitey Ford Singhs The Blues
One Leg Up Records before wicket
Lillee Wayne
Courtney Walsh Is Now In Session
Graeme Hickory Dickory Dock by DeadBall & MJG
Boycottz In The Hood
Mark Ramprakash Money & Marvelous
2 Dan Large // Jul 8, 2009 at 7:05 am
Headingly Or Gut (Illegal)
Fatal Nasser Hussain
Hear The Drummer Get Wicket
Stump up The Volume
Your Harmison’s Too Short To Wear His Box With God (Lakim Shabbazz snitches)
H To The Izz Oval
Viv Your Life
Graham Goochi Mane
3 Johnny Depth // Jul 8, 2009 at 10:32 am
Greeny, I’ve got a cricket-related Splattahouse for you but I’ve lost your email addy.
4 salvador darlo // Jul 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
LOL @ all the above.
Goochi Mane and Goochi Wally – ha ha
5 Drew Huge // Jul 9, 2009 at 5:55 am
The Umpire Strikes Back version:
Dickie Birdman
Doctrove Dre
Aleem Dar
Billy Bow Down
Asad Rauf House Survivors
Tony Hill That’s Real
Bucknor ‘Em Down
Lord Shafiqy – Kool Venkat
Peter Willie Da Kid
Rudeboy Koertzen
Mark Benson of noise
Ian Gould Money
Darrell Hair & Joe (Krush Groove 3)
Clancy Mack Da Maniac
Nigel Shorty Llong
VK Ramaswamy Scratch
Steve Dunne Da Dunt Dunt
David Constant Deviants
and a non-umpire bonus:
Boostin’ Kevin Pietersen
6 vallejo // Jul 9, 2009 at 9:28 am
Kallis Iz Active
Khan You Kick It?
Seander Paul
What’s Beefy?
McGrath Rah like a dungeon dragon
Singh For The Moment
7 Johnny Depth // Jul 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
The SD50 not outs
Malcolm Marshall Mathers
Stumpthing For The Radio
Kapil Def
DJ Clue-sener
Shoaib Malik Is Goin’ Off
Stuart Broadus
Here’s A Drinks break
8 Johnny Depth // Jul 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
The SD50 not outs
Malcolm Marshall Mathers
Stumpthing For The Radio
Kapil Def
DJ Clue-sener
Shoaib Malik Is Goin’ Off
Stuart Broadus
Here’s A Drinks break
Kool Rock Jayawardene
Turbanator X
Limited Overlord X
9 vallejo // Jul 9, 2009 at 10:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4
10 Ante // Jul 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
The Malcolm Marshall LP
11 brian beck from wiscompton // Jul 11, 2009 at 4:49 am
Brother Marquis Trescothick.
12 Rich // Jul 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm
MC Lyte – Akram to Understand U
Akram-nyele – The Akram Ha-Ha! The Akram Hoo-Hoo?
Fu Schnickens – Ring The Al Lamb
Del – No Need for Al Lamb
The Beastie Boys – Holding Now, Hit It
Jeru – Wrath of the Amarnath
Hammer – Stumps and a Bump
We rock knots and get props like Kevin Pietersen
Hijack – The Bradman is Robin Brown
Eddo G Brandes
Kapil Devin The Dude
Notorious BIG – Shane Warne-ing
PMD – Gough, Rugged n’ Waugh
Geoff Rap-Allot Records
UMCs – One To Martin Crowe On
13 vallejo // Jul 14, 2009 at 7:48 am
Geto Boycotts
B.O.B. Willis
Bushwick Bill Lawry
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