Comments on: “The Tennis Crack Commandments” (Fat Lace’s top 60 Wimbledon related Hip-Hop puns)

By: Sparky

Sparky — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:38:51 +0000

I have written many comments on the fact that the American commentaters have diahrea of the mouth…… they never shut up…. they talk right thoough the play…. I am forced to keep my sound on mute…… Mary Corello and Martina are the biggest offenders… also the McEnroes and Tracey Austin…….. somebody to tell them to shut up….. we don’t need all that gab about the good old days…….etc……..

By: Ante

Ante — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:17:41 +0000

Apache Indian Wells

By: Ante

Ante — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:14:39 +0000

Everlasting Baseliner

By: Drew Huge

Drew Huge — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:29:05 +0000

How to (Laura) Rob(son)

By: Ante

Ante — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:35:37 +0000

Special Edberg ?

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:35:37 +0000

Big Bank Anke Huber
Masta Ace – Kordahouse
Geto Boys – Grip-Tape It! On That Other Level
Naughty By Nature – Written On Ya Kuerten
Sampras rewind if I haven’t blown your mind
Connivin’ Ivan Lendl
J Beez With The Jeremy (Bates)

Edited for Gimelstob the Violence, which I flipped a couple of days back, not that I expect you to go back and check who’s said what – Drew

By: Dan Large

Dan Large — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:17:25 +0000

Whooooooaaaa. Hold your horses.
Stop right now. This is a Tennis post. Cricket will come very soon and I can’t be arsed to cut and paste all these. So keep em on ice for a minute.

Plus Drew Huge will school you, he’s the Cricket expert.

Any more Tennis? How about…

Stop Djokovicing James

or Andy RoDwyck vs. Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing Fuck Hewitt to keep it topical today.

By: brian beck from wiscompton

brian beck from wiscompton — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:42:58 +0000

Okay, cricket…

Wu-Gangulys
Panesar N Dainja
Lara Professor
Dance Viv Me by Dizzee
Fred Trueman To The Game
Mr Merv-On
Allah U Pollock Bar
Return Of The David Boon Bap
Agallah AKA Flint-Off The Assassin
Khan You Feel It? by Original Concept
Ponting Clan
Crazy About Tendulkars by Doug E. Fresh
Hawkeye Know

By: Johnny Depth

Johnny Depth — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:52:34 +0000

I’m going to cheat now. Since we know we’re going to go through all this again next week when the Ashes start, let’s call it Wicked When I Cricket, Yeah That’s The Ticket and start early…

Casualties Of Waugh
Lace Da Boons
What You Want Beefy Botham?
I get more props and stunts than Bob Willis
DJ Leg Spinna
DJ Shane Warne Supreme Allah
DV Alias GilKhrist
Glenn McGragallath
J-Dilley
Chris Oldskool
Godfather Don Bradman
Second Slip II None
Slappin’ Suckas Silly Mid-On
Boom Biddy Leg Bye
Talk Like Six
I’ll Hilfenhaus You
Bouncer Ta This
Hit The Hooks Heavy
Ya Pad Chubbs
Dickie Ghetto Bird
Snoop Sloggy Slogg
Goochy Wally
Fight The Gower
Pass The Gatting

I’d also like to add Diamond And The Psychotic New-Roddicks to the tennis one.

By: Big Bub

Big Bub — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:36:56 +0000

Roy EmerSon Get Wrec
Louise Brough Gun Clapp
i left my wallet with Arantxa Sánchez Vicario
My Brother My Ace
Brian Teacher Teacher