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• 1 Johnny Depth // Jun 29, 2009 at 3:28 am

  Serve-On
  Andrew Castle D
  Jazzy Jeff Tarango
  Strawberries and C.R.E.A.M.
  Pimms And Lemonade Was A Popular Drink And It Still Is
  Jamie Delthafunkeeh0mosapiengado
  DJ Slice
  Lob Swift
  Racq(uet) Lo

• 2 Drew Huge // Jun 29, 2009 at 11:09 am

  Consequencechita Martinez
  Richard Krajicek-yourself
  After The Pat Rafter Comes Tears
  Philippousis looking in my window? Blaaowww. Nobody now…
  Jim Class Heroes Courier
  Award Tauziat

• 3 Dan Large // Jun 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm

  And you thought there were no more…

  Notorious BIG – Bjorn Again
  OC – Bjorn 2 Live
  DJ Bjorn Supreme Allah
  Eminem – Stan Smith
  The Gangstarr Foundation’s Asu Barker (one for you Drew, lol)
  Brand Nubian’s ‘Love Me Or Rod Laver Me Alone’
  Da Billie Jean King & I
  Greg Rused-Ski
  Monica Psycho-Seles
  Eric B & Rakim – Deuce (Know The Ledge)

• 4 brian beck from wiscompton // Jun 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm

  Jimmy Kon And Amirs
  Lindsay Davenport Of Miami
  Andre Agallahsi
  My Uzi Weighs A Lleyton Hewitt
  Greg Kool Rock-Ski
  Boris Becker To The Grill Again
  Venus & Serena Will.I.Ams
  Jennifer Peel Their Capriatis Back
  Andy MurRay Benzino
  This Andy Roddick’s For You (by Geto Boys)

• 5 Rich // Jun 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm

  PaTrick Daddy Rafter
  Rick Roland GaRoss
  Lob Deep
  Official Queens Club Murderers
  Jennifer CapriParty Arty
  Topspin Choice Clique
  It Ain’t My Foot Fault
  Lil’ Wayne Ferreira
  Sue Ma Barker
  Chico & CoolRobinson’sBarleyWadda
  Young HotRod Laver

• 6 Rich // Jun 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm

  Black Moon – Althea Gibson Get Wreck
  Michael Chang Starr
  Malivai Washington The Nutcracker
  Kid & Rain Stopped Play
  Chanda Rick Rubin
  Fredwreck Perry

• 7 Rich // Jun 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm

  LL Cool J – I’m That Type of Guy Forget
  BDP – The Todd Woodbridge Is Over
  BDP – The Bridge Is Anna Kornikova
  BDP – The Bridge Is Maria Sharipova
  Juelz Santana Kornikova -Dipset & Match (Santana’s Town)
  Yonex n’ Effect – Henin-Hardenne Smooth
  Lil’ Kim Clijsters – Hard Court
  Nik Bollettieri B – Forehand Swingin’ Wit’ T
  Godfather Donnay
  DJ Cucumber Forehand Slice
  Jadakiss ft. Styles P – Drop Shots Fired
  Shawnna – I Was Gettin’ Some Head Equipment
  Pat Cash Money & Marvelous

• 8 Dan // Jun 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm

  Damn, Richard went in.

  Soulja Ball Boy Tell ‘Em
  Lil Jon – Net Low
  Swang feat Z-Ro and H.A.W.K. Eye
  Steady B – You Cannot Be Serious
  Game, Set It Off and Match

  And Guru’s line in ‘Take It Personal’ (not a pun)…
  ‘Like racquetball, Tennis, Pool, whatever…’

• 9 vallejo // Jun 30, 2009 at 4:50 am

  Pimms C

• 10 Johnny Depth // Jun 30, 2009 at 7:36 am

  The Retractible Roof Is On Fire!

• 11 seamus flannery // Jun 30, 2009 at 10:12 am

  Wu Tang Clan – Bring Da Racquets
  Keith Murray Mound
  Pat Cash Money

• 12 Drew Huge // Jun 30, 2009 at 11:31 am

  Rapidly becoming my favourite post of ours ever. Most comments go uncommented on, but I want to give special personal props to: ‘I’m that type of Guy Forget’, ‘Jennifer CapriParty Arty’, ‘Love me or Rod Laver Me Alone’,
  and ‘Jamie Delthafunkeeh0mosapiengado’. We haven’t bled this dry yet.

• 13 Drew Huge // Jun 30, 2009 at 11:46 am

  Red Hot Laver Tone
  The Overweight Laver’s in the house
  The Cenubites – Rhymes I sniff AKA Carlos Moya died
  Chubb Rock – The Juan (Carlos Ferrero)
  3rd Bass – The Agassi Face
  Cella Dwellas – Mats Wilander of the lost
  Jan Area Kodes
  Kodes of the street
  Arrested Development – Mr Lendl
  Ilie Bill
  Da Youngstaz Ilie Nastase Funkstaz
  ATCQ – Borgin’ Out
  Ed Og & Da Bulldogs – Borg-A-Boo
  Run DMC – Mary Mary Pierce
  Jayo Felony – Safinna shit on ‘em
  Pam the Funkstress Shriver
  Gimelstob the Violence Movement
  Breaking the Illusion – Zvereva or hot cocoa?
  3rd Bass – Stefan to the A.M.

• 14 Johnny Depth // Jun 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm

  Mauresmo Money Mauresmo Problems
  Above The Laura Robson
  Elena Baltachinyele
  Ganxst Jarryd (from Boo Yaa Tribe)
  Mr Lendl The Spaceghost
  The LTA Madrid Masters Of Ceremony
  Mardy Fishscale
  Kukoo Da Baga Ballz
  The Martina Navratilovaweight Lover’s In The House
  Eric B and Rakit
  Thomas Musta Rhymes
  Paul McNamee, Myself And I
  Rhyme Paes*

  (Leander Paes, who partnered Martina Navratilova to her last Wimbeldon title in the mixed doubles in 2003)

• 15 Drew Huge // Jun 30, 2009 at 12:24 pm

  Someone’s been on wikipedia.

• 16 Johnny Depth // Jun 30, 2009 at 12:31 pm

  I say again: Kukoo Da Baga Ballz.

• 17 Rich // Jun 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm

  Goran IvanEazy-Ezevic – Ball Boyz n’ The Hood
  I’ll Tommy Haas You
  I’ll Paul Harhuiss You
  A Tribe Called Thomas Enqvist- ATP Tour
  Zina Garrison, You Gotta Put Me On
  Thomas Muster Ace
  Jana Novotna Deuce
  E-(Love)40 – Captain Natasha Zvereva-Ho

• 18 Johnny Depth // Jun 30, 2009 at 3:58 pm

  “A Tribe Called Thomas Enqvist.” That’s next level.

• 19 Johnny Depth // Jun 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

  Okay, here goes…

  Mirnyi Boss Players
  Fat Jo (Durie)
  I’n'Ai Sugiyama
  The Djokovic’s On You Jack
  Dr Dre’s The Chroddick
  Devin Tha Dudi Sela
  Ready Ta Roland Garros
  King Just(ine Henin)
  The Sue Barka Boyz
  Biggest Goran

• 20 Big Bub // Jun 30, 2009 at 6:20 pm

  Zina Garrison, You Gotta Put Me On

  PMSL

• 21 Big Bub // Jun 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm

  Roy EmerSon Get Wrec
  Louise Brough Gun Clapp
  i left my wallet with Arantxa Sánchez Vicario
  My Brother My Ace
  Brian Teacher Teacher

• 22 Johnny Depth // Jul 1, 2009 at 4:52 am

  I’m going to cheat now. Since we know we’re going to go through all this again next week when the Ashes start, let’s call it Wicked When I Cricket, Yeah That’s The Ticket and start early…

  Casualties Of Waugh
  Lace Da Boons
  What You Want Beefy Botham?
  I get more props and stunts than Bob Willis
  DJ Leg Spinna
  DJ Shane Warne Supreme Allah
  DV Alias GilKhrist
  Glenn McGragallath
  J-Dilley
  Chris Oldskool
  Godfather Don Bradman
  Second Slip II None
  Slappin’ Suckas Silly Mid-On
  Boom Biddy Leg Bye
  Talk Like Six
  I’ll Hilfenhaus You
  Bouncer Ta This
  Hit The Hooks Heavy
  Ya Pad Chubbs
  Dickie Ghetto Bird
  Snoop Sloggy Slogg
  Goochy Wally
  Fight The Gower
  Pass The Gatting

  I’d also like to add Diamond And The Psychotic New-Roddicks to the tennis one.

• 23 brian beck from wiscompton // Jul 1, 2009 at 10:42 am

  Okay, cricket…

  Wu-Gangulys
  Panesar N Dainja
  Lara Professor
  Dance Viv Me by Dizzee
  Fred Trueman To The Game
  Mr Merv-On
  Allah U Pollock Bar
  Return Of The David Boon Bap
  Agallah AKA Flint-Off The Assassin
  Khan You Feel It? by Original Concept
  Ponting Clan
  Crazy About Tendulkars by Doug E. Fresh
  Hawkeye Know

• 24 Dan Large // Jul 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm

  Whooooooaaaa. Hold your horses.
  Stop right now. This is a Tennis post. Cricket will come very soon and I can’t be arsed to cut and paste all these. So keep em on ice for a minute.

  Plus Drew Huge will school you, he’s the Cricket expert.

  Any more Tennis? How about…

  Stop Djokovicing James

  or Andy RoDwyck vs. Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing Fuck Hewitt to keep it topical today.

• 25 Rich // Jul 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm

  Big Bank Anke Huber
  Masta Ace – Kordahouse
  Geto Boys – Grip-Tape It! On That Other Level
  Naughty By Nature – Written On Ya Kuerten
  Sampras rewind if I haven’t blown your mind
  Connivin’ Ivan Lendl
  J Beez With The Jeremy (Bates)

  Edited for Gimelstob the Violence, which I flipped a couple of days back, not that I expect you to go back and check who’s said what – Drew

• 26 Ante // Jul 1, 2009 at 8:35 pm

  Special Edberg ?

• 27 Drew Huge // Jul 2, 2009 at 6:29 am

  How to (Laura) Rob(son)

• 28 Ante // Jul 2, 2009 at 8:14 am

  Everlasting Baseliner

• 29 Ante // Jul 2, 2009 at 10:17 am

  Apache Indian Wells

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