What the fucking fuck? The Nando’s Rap
Does this put you off Nando’s or make you want more? Did they say they got more wraps than Dr. Dre and PM Dawn? Or did we hear that wrong? It’s blatantly obvious PM Dawn ate too many wraps, his brother Prince B had raps but Dr. Dre doesn’t even write his own raps so both assertions are technically incorrect. We’re surprised one of those fucking crappy Grime rappers hasn’t done this already.
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Have you ever went over Nando’s to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood…….
And with a video featuring that guy who tried to kill himself after his character was written out of Eastenders as well. Probably shoulda got Reg Hollis in as well.
Nice to see Johnny Vaughn hasn’t lost his facility for clueless rap spoofery. I remember on The Big Breakfast that twat would knowingly drop a phrase like ‘keep it real’ about six years after it had become irrelevant, then spend the next ten seconds smirking about it to the camera men. Even he’s overshadowed by charisma-free prick Andi Peters ironically busting the running man, though – in this company Hollyoaks’ Chris Fountain comes off like Britain’s answer to Andy Samberg.
W*nkers, period.
Nando’s Nando’s -what you going to eat today?
Hilarious
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hmmm…. most probably a huge marketing agency in soho would have probably been responsible for this and all thought they were very clever – maybe they can perform it live at the big chill or that one in clapham or another middle class festival full of white media types who buy all their music from iTunes, wearing flip flops on the tube and being Australian or South African and having a good time listening to popular rap music but still deep down being a racist c*nt.
I think i’ve summed it up.
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