Rejected Ideas
Gawd, we’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel this week. It’s only Wednesday and all we’ve brought you is MF Doom’s fetish for Sarah Silverman’s Jewish bootay. Here’s what you could have won if our creative team of tea drinkers, Rich Tea dunkers and professional Twitter time wasters weren’t too lazy to follow up on these superb ideas. There’s a kind of food/drink theme going on somewhere if you can follow the thread.
- Del The Funky (No) Homosapien: Del finally makes his sexual persuasion clear in a radical new name change
- Pillow Da Don: Polo examines the latest in memory foam technology
- The Polo-Rican: Tony Touch on his favourite mint with a hole
- The Double X-Stra Strong Mint Posse: Sugar Ray goes for Trebor
- MC Tunes: I prefer Tunes to mints, hence my name, one to Dottingham please.
- Giant in the Menthol: AG plumps for Fisherman’s Friends in the great suckable sweet debate
- Foxxx’s Glacier Mints: Freddie Foxxx eats a whole packet after a session at D&D and tries to convince Wifey he doesn’t smoke weed any more.
- Locket Up: Akon tells how his fake incarceration was made easier by his boo smuggling in our favourite honey centred cough sweets
- Smoothie Da Hustler: Ex-Profile recording artist Smoothe gives us the ingredients for his Guava and Melon vitamin booster
- Da Youngstas at 30: “Longevity was not in our gameplan”
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Pillow Da Don is the one.
Just Call Us Deaf – Steady B and Cool C reveal how endlessly listening to dubbed tape copies of the C.E.B album at top volume on their 1989 Sony walkmans to while away the hours in prison has affected their hearing.
Once Upon A Time In The Westwood – Sergio Leone directed footage of Da Big Dawg’s colonoscopy emerges.
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