“Who me?”

After being at the fore-front of late-’90s-looking website technology for the last decade, HHC have finally upped themselves into the digital age with the launch of their free downloadable mag. You can cop the first one HERE, but in the meantime here’s an irreverent bit of their DOOM cover story we stole off a floppy disc we found lying around their offices.

HHCD: Do you like comedy?
MF DOOM: “Yes.”

HHCD: Who makes you laugh?
MF DOOM: “Ah, Sarah Silverman, she’s hilarious! Classy. Her shit is classy. She’s bad though, I’ll hit it. Shout out to Sarah Silverman – villain is a fan, holler. She got a little fat ass for a Jewish girl, don’t she?”

HHCD: Are you sure about that?
MF DOOM: “You see her waist-line? She’s like, ‘Pow!’ Isn’t she married to that other comedian, Kimmel? I got mad respect for him too. Them dudes [Kimmel and Adam Carolla], they play the angle of the white boy in American, like beer drinking – they had the shit called The Man Show. It was Kimmel and his partner, both of them real funny with that angle.”

HHCD: Anyone else?
MF DOOM: “Stephen Colbert and John Stewart with the fake news, they play it so well. Hilarious. It might not be the actual views that they agree upon but they’ll play the opposing view and make fun of it while expressing it as if they’re really on that side. It’s crafty. It’s edgy.
“Even the Boondocks. I fuck with Adult Swim and those dudes. I fuck with Aaron McGruder, how it’s serious but it’s an animation that’s funny in that cultural way, shedding light on how retarded the whole shit is.”

Fat Lace say:  If dat ass is good enough for MF Dumile, it’s good enough for us. We wouldn’t like to smell her fingers though. Actually…