Just bring me some peanuts and a scotch

Remember when your parents told you in 1986 that hip-hop was a fad? Well, your parents were always idiots. Everyone thinks so. How stupid? Well, you can’t do anything in life these days without hip-hop pushing its damn way in. Even a conversation with a 76-year-old librarian will probably end with her saying ‘you’re cold dissing me’. Hip-hop has been our life for over 20 years, but even we want to catch a break from it sometimes. So, how to get away from it all? Maybe catch a flight somewhere hot and sunny. Take a neck pillow, down a temazepam and then rinse the free bar before watching ‘Notting Hill’, today’s in-flight movie. But just when you think you’ve escaped hip-hop for five bloodclot minutes, up pops this fucker…


3 Responses to "Just bring me some peanuts and a scotch"
  1. Reply brian beck from wisconsin March 25, 2009 15:31 pm

    Close your eyes and it could be Will during the Fresh Prince days.

  2. Reply S to tha Izzo March 25, 2009 16:09 pm

    you’ll like this – lots of rare 90s Westwood business and more

    http://www.djstepone.blogspot.com

  3. Reply i the t March 25, 2009 17:12 pm

    i don’t know if this is the first time i’ve heard it or whether i’ve seen it before and it didn’t register,

    but what the fuckwhistle is “Don’t Stop The Rock” doing on a Cadbury’s advert ?

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