We’re seeing a trend here, accomplished actors yearning to be rappers but falling flat on their botoxed faces. We’re not hating though. We’d take the lure of Hollywood cream over the pittance most rappers see any day so we can’t be mad that they don’t follow through, unlike Joaquin who can afford to, even if it is done badly. So here we see Michael Rapper Poor spit on The High & Mighty’s ‘Highlight Zone’ (2003) album. Perhaps Mighty Mi can enlighten us as to how they got dude up in the Motherf*ckin’ Spot on Lex to lay down his ode to 50’s ‘How To Rob’. Funnily enough the first actor he threatens is, we’re assuming, Adrian Brody who we know is a huge fan of hip-hop but we’re unsure if he’s actually rapped. If anyone has intelligence on that matter we’d like to know.

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