Rappers Retirement Homes #17

It’s been a bit quiet on the Christopher Bridges front since 2006′s ‘Release Therapy’, and now we know why: retail therapy. Yep, Luda has gone and opened up a little ‘bomboniere’ in Italy for all of the girl dem, and girls go wild when they step into this money maker. Never mind disturbin’ tha peace, it’s all about not disturbin’ tha point of sale up in this bitch. It’s even thought that his Missy collabo ‘One Minute Man’ was actually a promotional song for a trolley dash competition, but our sources tell us we made that up. We could crowbar more puns into this, but our heart isn’t really in it. It’s not our type of shop at all.


3 Responses to "Rappers Retirement Homes #17"
  1. Reply brian beck from wisconsin September 23, 2008 10:15 am

    Apparently this place didn’t do too well when it opened Back For The First Time due to it being it an Area Code with a myriad of low-rent Chicken-N-Beer takeaways frequented by scooter riding Ultras hooligans but once Word Of Mouf got around about the quality Stand Up bomboniere they sell and the non-snooty Southern Hospitality of the retail assistants then money began to Roll Out of the pockets of customers and it quickly became the Number One Spot and was often so packed you couldn’t Move, Bitch.

  2. Reply bse September 23, 2008 12:24 pm

    Have you still not done BIG L’s in Kentish Town?

  3. Reply JimmyC September 24, 2008 15:10 pm

    You can’t retire if you dead. (RIP)

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