Philip Bailey & Phil Collins by Babe 2K7 of the E.Z Luva Boyz

A while back we got a bit of stick from some our readers for the Stop Crackers Rapping week and even suffered verbal abuse via angered commenters posting under various different names calling us self-loathing crackers and making passive-aggressive threats.

What happened to peace? Let it be known that although we hate the majority of white rappers with their nasal voices, their awkwardness at attempting a genre of music which is only good when made by black males and the stench of wet dog, spam and brine they leave on every stage, we practice racial harmony here at Fat Lace as evidenced by this latest Crap Graf where ebony ‘n’ ivory walk hand in hand together.

Babe’s 2K7 latest burner, referencing the 80’s pop classic where Ill Phil C and Earth, Wind & Fire frontman Philly B Most Chill traded verses and pulled hilarious ker-razy faces at each other resulting in much knee-slapping bufoonery in the accompanying video, reminds us of simpler times in da hip hop game when crackers like Seen could go bombing with compoota-rockin’ one armed bandit Kase 2 or when pilgrims like Paul C could produce/engineer some classic records for Ultramagnetic, Superlover Cee & Casanova Rud or Eric B. & Rakim and produce a lot of very average 12″ singles for 4th-tier golden-era groups nobody cared about at the time which have now achieved platinum status in Hamar, Norway.

Sincere, the godz is in here – move on, white men, move on.