Crap Graf #11

Who’s Tits Are Biggest by Fat Joe Crack and T.I.T.S. Crew

Joey Crack has been a part of the legendary Bronx graffiti posse T.A.T.S Cru for as long as we can remember, but since uprooting to Miami and the mass exodus of his Terror Squad buddies (we wonder if Keith Nut is still down?) he’s been feeling a little lonely, so he’s formed the T.I.T.S Cru with similar manboobed Miami blobs Rick Ross and DJ Khaled. This, their first crew production on a freight train which is destined for Idaho, makes it clear there’s some new Jabba’s in town and that they’ve got the male-milkbag game on lizzock. Jiggle double D’s in the face of past enemies – eat your heart out, son, and cop a mouthful of these mammaries.

We’ve had love for Joe since his early DITC days but we think Rick Ross has the bigger breastesses here. Look at the rolls under his arms. Or don’t if you want to keep the contents of your breakfast in your stomach.


5 Responses to "Crap Graf #11"
  1. Reply the rock July 4, 2008 15:44 pm

    is that fat joe’s wifey?

  2. Reply brian beck from wisconsin July 7, 2008 06:04 am

    I’m not sure if it isn’t his daughter.

    Nore’s tits game isn’t as strong as either Joe or Rick Ross but his belly game is ridiculous :

    http://i32.tinypic.com/1zfh020.jpg

  3. Reply Slim Jom July 14, 2008 14:08 pm

    People better learn some respect for the God Fat Joe word!

  4. Reply PHAZED Diamonds July 14, 2008 14:09 pm

    YO 50 IS THE BIGGEST TIT!

  5. Reply SoBe July 14, 2008 14:11 pm

    Nigga needs to get on the South Beach Diet if he is livin in Miami

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