White Rap Pass Revoked #1: Everlast
Call him Everlast, call him Whitey Ford, but definitely call him banned. We extend our first lifetime cracker ban to Everlast. Stop rapping, cracker ass cracker! And stop singing/rapping as well. His early song ‘I Got The Knack’ should have been called ‘I Got The Crack(er)’. After out-quiffing even Vanilla Ice in his Rhyme Syndicate days, Everlast then reinvented himself as the oirish lovechild of David Caruso and Jimmy McNulty swigging Mickey’s Big Mouth beer and indulging themselves in sickening Guinness-sponsored Paddy’s Day sentimentality. As Whitey Ford, he got Dante Ross and John Gamble to blot their copybooks whilst inviting Tommy Boy to further squander some 20 years of goodwill with hip-hop fans. We’re sure that now his Whitey Ford persona has stopped selling records, he’ll be onto something else. Oh yes, La Coka Nostra. Banned for blatant career opportunism and wack MC’ing. If we hear you on a mic any time soon, expect fines.