Worst Rapper’s Name Ever

Why doesn’t it surprise us that the man with the worst name a rapper has ever chosen is on the new KRS One LP? It just seems so fitting. This is why we started the Fat Lace Rap Consultancy, so that misled individuals like this (and Meaty Ogre) could benefit from our expertise in guiding people through the tricky minefield of nomenclature. Anyway, in the words of Black By Demand, all rappers give up, because there’s a new clown in town and he’s chosen the kind of name that will get Daily Mail readers in a froth (when they’ve got over the news that laughing causes cancer, or whatever it is they believe today). Pee Doe: welcome to the game.

KRS-ONE feat. Pee Doe – Better & Better

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9 Responses to "Worst Rapper’s Name Ever"
  1. Reply brian beck from wisconsin February 19, 2008 11:54 am

    Props to dude for actually sounding like a kiddie fiddler too.

    Or, at the very least, he sounds like someone who sniffs bike seats.

  2. Reply david rambo February 19, 2008 14:32 pm

    just wait for his ‘best of’ LP – ‘The Pee Doe Files’! …”I glitter like gary, bang em like chris langham’

  3. Reply Jaz February 19, 2008 17:15 pm

    what was Pee Doe thinking when he came up with that name?

  4. Reply Give Thizz To Yo Kidz February 20, 2008 05:44 am

    New album’s actually not that bad.

  5. Reply Antonio February 20, 2008 10:55 am

    This is hilarious. Really.

  6. Reply david rambo February 20, 2008 19:41 pm

    A legend like KRS should be able to make a dope LP, he sounds on point vocally, but it’ll probably be let down by hard but monotonous production like that track.

  7. Reply Pete Knocka February 21, 2008 13:11 pm

    Can I remind y’all that he is predated by a good 14 years by the one, the only, The Nonce? He used to sell mix tapes, and now… he gets broken light bulbs shoved up his arse in D-wing.

  8. Reply vay-da February 24, 2008 17:07 pm

    ill song yo pee doe change that name that name is wack lol

  9. Reply zoinx boston March 1, 2008 04:07 am

    krs is fresh but this trak sounds like one a dre’s trax and dre sux now so,,,

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