Who will Lil’ Jon sign with?

Lil Jon

With TVT filing for bankruptcy last week, the rap world is eagerly anticipating Lil Jon’s next label move, kind of. A spokesperson for Def Jam told Fat Lace “Don’t look at us, we told him to go to Koch”. A spokesperson for Koch told us “Koch Records and Lil ‘Jonathan Smith’ Jon are currently in negotiations but we fully expect to get one over on him because, let’s face it, where else is he gonna go?”. Lil Jon was unavailable for comment but a spokesperson told Fat Lace “Crunk ain’t dead, it’s like a wilting flower, starved of water, willing every last bit of chlorophyll to keep it going as if a Koch advance were only moments away”.


7 Responses to "Who will Lil’ Jon sign with?"
  1. Reply david rambo February 26, 2008 11:46 am

    who gives fuck.

  2. Reply david rambo February 26, 2008 11:46 am

    that should have said ‘who gives a fuck’

  3. Reply R.I.P HENRI SALVADOR February 26, 2008 17:02 pm

    crunk aint dead ?
    maybe, but after that crunk rock on koch
    make on a major label
    crunk food !! crunk juice’s sequel please
    the world need that
    thx

  4. Reply in the 406 February 26, 2008 22:01 pm

    gottlieb will sue.

    crunk is dead.

  5. Reply stl_rednigg_slang March 15, 2008 22:00 pm

    I doubt those poeple actually said that…”we expect to get one over on him”…thas a bunch of bullshit…lil jhon is gonna go to def Jam is anything…”where else is he gonna go?”…NIGGA PLEASE

  6. Reply Doo Doo Brown March 16, 2008 13:59 pm

    Yea that’s pure bullshit. 1st off no spokesperson says shit like “We told him to go to Koch”. That’s the competition. You don’t say shit like that. 2nd: Where else is he gonna go? This nigga is a hitmaker. His last album did 3 million. If Koch is givin’ out 8 dollar a album deals than I co-sign goin’ to Koch because that’s even more bread for him. But I don’t they givin’ those kind of deals away. I can see him goin’ to Def Jam or Asylum/Atlantic, Labels will be lining up for him.

  7. Reply the dmb one March 31, 2008 10:07 am

    let that shit die! we already have enough boo boo rappers!!

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