Nasty Nas does a U-Turn

Nas Nugget

In a bizarre about-face, Nas told Fat Lace (honest) he’s decided to change the title of his controversial album out of respect for the artists who released albums with similarly contentious artwork before him. “I mean O.D.B. passed, dude from K.M.D. died in an accident, rest his soul and Eazy E caught a nasty case of Chickenpox, or something, they’ all cursed”. So is Nas just scared or does he think using the ‘N bomb’ on his album will genuinely put his life in danger? “I’m scared son, they were all in a group, I’m a solo artist, I got no chance”. So why Nugget? “Nugget for me symbolises the struggle the black man goes through every day. It also symbolises chicken. I love chicken. Kelis cooks a mean Sunday roast. This album is dedicated to her. It’s also the name of our pet hamster. It’s very cute but a bugger to catch if you let it out of the cage.” We asked Nas if the real reasons were because O.D.B., K.M.D. and N.W.A. all used provocative artwork before him and because Nas is made of three letters but isn’t strictly an acronym and he felt left out. “Hmm, not sure, I need to ask Kelis about that”. We probed him further and asked if O.D.B., N.W.A. and K.M.D. hadn’t all de-censored their previous works would he still have used ‘N*gger’ as the title to which he replied “Hmm, not sure, I need to ask Kelis about that”. See more from the Black John and Yoko working the red carpet here. More N Bomb shenanigans here, here and here.


6 Responses to "Nasty Nas does a U-Turn"
  1. Reply Jaz February 20, 2008 18:41 pm

    haha you kids are insane, but that was a great laugh.

  2. Reply HoodHype.com’s Hood Blog - Get in the Mix » Blog Archive » Some links… February 21, 2008 11:05 am

    [...] is claiming Nas has renamed his album “Nugget” because he fears a “curse” of using the “N” word.  [...]

  3. Reply Dan Large February 21, 2008 12:30 pm

    http://www.hoodhype.com/blog/?p=1139

    I can’t believe Hood Hype would even doubt our sources be anything other than 1000% credible

  4. Reply EatCockNDieURAllFagz February 21, 2008 18:54 pm

    Nugget Please!

  5. Reply alex February 22, 2008 09:27 am

    haha nugget nugget please did that make him change the songs to this azz comes up to me so i told that nugget to get it or sumthin haha yall go on too much bout nuggets and hamsters lol still that just makes it funnier

  6. Reply D to the S February 22, 2008 13:05 pm

    Stupid decision. But hey, at least he for plubicity.

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