The Latest Rejected Ideas…
Another brainstorming session, another batch of half-baked ideas washed up on the shores of despair. Obviously, if we ran a half-assed magazine these would all be cover stories, but the internet’s leading blog has to siphon off the gold from the golden showers…
- Stack Bundles: The truth about hobo rappers.
- Rappers Have Ceilings Too: Artexing with Kool Rock Jay.
- Mad Jester Control Productions: How Hank Love became the Queen’s favourite fool.
- Soulja Boy and Sister Souljah: We discuss how draft dodgers become rappers.
- Master Pee meets Percee Pee: Awkward urinal banter backstage at the Source Awards.
- Shiggy Sha’s pet higgy-hamster.
- Steady Pace: Marathon running tips from Masta Ace’s DJ.
- Lloyd Banks visits Lloyd’s Bank.
- Tony Toni Tone, Tony Tone, Tony D and Tone Loc persuade Antonio Hardy to change his stage name to ‘Big Daddy Tone’.
- Joey Deacon: How Fat Joe found religion.
- Moe Butter Blues: Moe Luv’s dairy intolerance.
- It takes a nation of billions to hold us back: Public Enemy feel stronger than ever.
- Mental Health News: Krazy Eddie downgraded to ‘Slightly Unhinged Eddie’.
- President Alien: Mic Teluxe runs for the White House.
- Krill to the power of theme plus echo – that difficult second Legion album.
- Now’s the Bee’s turn: Making honey with Laquan.
- Mental Health News 2: Skillz now ‘Mad’ again.
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B.I.G Trouble In Little China : Notorious B.I.G found alive and well bootlegging Diddy and Yung Joc albums in the far east.
The Born Identity : Lyrics Born interviews back-from-dead-canoeist John Darwin on whether he really did suffer memory loss for 5 years after his alledged accident or whether his loss of identity was one big insurance scam.
3 Feet High And Rising : De La Soul talk to weather experts to see if the severe flooding that affected certain parts of the UK during the rain-sodden summer is likely to occur again this winter.
My floozy weighs a ton : Krs One’s finally admits that he’s a chubby-chaserand talks openly about his sexual relationship with the sack of lard that was Ms. Melodie .
Songs of Rayz: Sally Magnusson presents and remixes seasonal favourites sung by the Huddersfield Choral Society and C-Rayz Walz.
Raisin Hell: Rev Run recounts his least favourite day job working in Holland
what happened to my comment? That should have said ‘holland and barrett’! and there were 4 more…damn!
Ice Ice Baby: Ice T and Vanilla Ice team up to adopt a child and see if same sex parenting really works, with guest parenting tips from IceCube, Ice Cream-T and the UK’s very own Icepick.
Slim Pickings: Slim Thug runs down his top 10 ‘pick your own’ fruit farms in Sussex.
droppin science : craig g interviews dissullusioned physics undergraduates on their decision to leave the education system.
feelin it – ced gee communicates with a deaf, dumb, blind and smell-less man
about his limited options for sensory perception.
i got nothing but glove for ya : heavy d speaks on the virtue of exercising prudence when purchasing christmas gifts for his one-handed grandma.
ripple threat – zed 3 mc’s health warning on frozen-dairy products
Can’t Forget About Yule – While we tuck into turkeys, xmas pudding and chocolate logs Nas reminisces about the ancient pagan festival of Yule and how them old school folk used to get down at xmas time.
Can’t forget about Yul – Nas looks back at the career of on screen cowboy and star or Westworld Yul Brynner.
PSi – what does that mean ? schooly d offers tips for novice tyre enthusiasts
cant forget about Yew –
nas questions the lack of attention paid to female sheep in contrast to the deification and symbolic attachment of mystic strength towards Rams.
i the t is on fire with these!
Can’t forget about Stu – Nas interviews the one and only Stu ‘ooh, I could crush a grape’ Francis from Crackerjack.
Geto On The Good Foot – Willie D on why he’s been having to hop around on his right foot ever since he got a nasty corn and a number of verucas on his left one.
Can’t foget about Hue – Nas on why he wouldn’t be where he is if he hadn’t have heard ‘Labour Of Love’ by UK chart topping duo Hue
lost a bit of the comment again! It should read:
Can’t forget about Hue – Nas on why he wouldn’t be where he is if he hadn’t have heard ‘Labour Of Love’ by UK chart topping duo Hue
it doesn’t like my comment for some reason! It should say Hue
what???? Hue
…and Cry. Obviously. what’sup with this thing eating the comments?
Beenie’s Seagull – few will be aware that Beenie Man has opened up a bird sanctuary with Ca$h Money’s Baby aka Birdman, Fatlace talks to Beenie about the new edition, a wounded Seagull from Scarborough, UK and his work recruiting dancehall and Hip Hop artists to donate to the RSPB.
I used to love hair – common talks about the pain of male pattern baldness
Last Of The Summer Wayne – For most US rappers British comedy starts and ends with Benny Hill but Lil Wayne prefers the antics of Compo, Cleggy and Nora Batty. If fact he likes the show so much he plans to shoot his next video in Holmfirth.
B.C.C. on C.B.B.C. – Ghostface’s has grabbed the attention of UK kiddies with his theme tune to Skunk Fu, but Buckshot, Sean Price and the gang have been down with the beeb for years. The Bootcamp boys talk to Fatlace about their love of Blue Peter, John Craven’s Newsround and Gordon The Gopher.
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