Ghostface Beef Escalates…

Ghost Vader

“The invitation clearly instructed everyone to come dressed as their favourite Clan member” an irritated U-God yelled down the phone. “So why rub everyone up the wrong way and come as Darth Vader?” replied Meth. Speculation was rife as to why Ghost came dressed as his favourite intergalactic baddie after the RZA had put months of thought into the Wu-Tang reunion Xmas party. Should he go for a James Bond theme, Wizard Of Oz, no, everyone should come dressed as their favourite Wu member but not as themselves. As you can see, Genius has an uncanny likeness to Rae. He even buffed up on Pro Gain for the shindig.

Ghost, seemingly unimpressed with ’8 Diagrams’ and blatantly on a dolo-mission, gave the fancy dress equivalent of a ‘fuck you’ to Bobby ‘Steve Carell’ Digital, who like his on-screen namesake just has no control of the newly reformed and unruly Clan. Needless to say it all worked out fine. Deck snogged Killa, both turning up to the studio the next morning a little red-faced. Meth puked on Ghost’s Wallys which ended up in a drunken scuffle with U-God screaming ‘it’s not worf it!’, before breaking up the scrap. RZA swore he witnessed the ghost of Ol’ Dirty sat on the photocopier cackling to himself before passing out, half-empty bottle of Tennessee’s finest in hand.

Raw and uncut footage from the Xmas party

Just to get things started as we have busy lives and you don’t. Or is it the other way around?:

Raekwon The Sith, SOl’0 Dirty Bastard, Grand Verbalizer Moff Tarkin, Queen Jamilliatifah, Darth Mac Maul, Jabba The Damaja, The Chewbaccwudz, DJ Yoda, hmmm, we’re spent, over to you guys, you’re much better at this, we do the story part…


24 Responses to "Ghostface Beef Escalates…"
  1. Reply the doctors advocaat December 4, 2007 15:54 pm

    Surely Jawa the damaja is better?

    Mos (Def) Eisley (the spaceport on Tatooine for those not sufficiently geeky..), J.V.C Force, Eazy E-wok..

  2. Reply the doctors advocaat December 4, 2007 15:59 pm

    Mase Windu?

  3. Reply the doctors advocaat December 4, 2007 16:00 pm

    R2Pac-D2?

  4. Reply the doctors advocaat December 4, 2007 16:03 pm

    Obi-Wan Kanyeobi?

  5. Reply i the t December 4, 2007 16:10 pm

    Han K-Solo
    CB3P0
    Obie-trice kenobi
    X-clan fighter
    Ty-fighter
    Princess Mia

  6. Reply the doctors advocaat December 4, 2007 19:36 pm

    Can’t believe I missed T.I fighter

  7. Reply End Level Boss December 4, 2007 20:17 pm

    DJ Yoda, or is that too easy?

  8. Reply End Level Boss December 4, 2007 20:23 pm

    Admiral Ackinyelebar?

  9. Reply GODBODYOURSELFNIGGA December 4, 2007 22:10 pm

    Uncle Luke Skywalker?

    JEEEEEZZZZZ…

    (Yawn)

  10. Reply Pete Knocka December 5, 2007 03:55 am

    Bubba (Sparkx) Fett? Doctor Ice Station Zebra? Million Dantooine? Psy(Cho Les) Snootles? Boulevard MossEisley?

  11. Reply i the t December 5, 2007 05:13 am

    snaggle proof

  12. Reply Hostspace Fillah December 5, 2007 05:55 am

    EXCLUSIVE NEW WU-TANG VID > http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1172780908

  13. Reply Brian Beck From Wisconsin December 5, 2007 06:55 am

    Allah U Admiral Ackbar -”it’s a Trap(-hop)” – by Brand Nubian would work better but END OF LEVEL BOSS’ Admiral Akinyelebar is good too. Speaking of Akinyele and Star Wars, it’s the AT-AT-HA-HA, the AT-AT-HOO-HOO.

  14. Reply Brian Beck From Wisconsin December 5, 2007 07:05 am

    Princess Leia-dy Of Rage? Bossk Hog Barbarians? Half-A-Mil(ennium Falcon)? IG88 And Hazardous?

  15. Reply i the t December 5, 2007 07:13 am

    (Storm)Troop Home

  16. Reply i the t December 5, 2007 07:13 am

    Death Starr

  17. Reply Brian Beck From Wisconsin December 5, 2007 07:15 am

    I’m tryna think of one for Jabba’s little lackey Salacious Crumb but the best i can come up with is Salaciouscrumbjah Boy/Sister Salaciouscrumbjah. There has be a better one than those, though.

  18. Reply Brian Beck From Wisconsin December 5, 2007 07:22 am

    Greedo Dwellas? World Class Wookie Cru?

  19. Reply i the t December 5, 2007 07:26 am

    “World Class Wookie Crew” roflnsiotkaihtciulafs !!!

  20. Reply Dan Large December 5, 2007 07:30 am

    i like that Company Flow track Endor End Burners, never cared for RJD2 much post Dead Ringer, sorry def jux but here’s a funny related link where spank rock catch a bad one and cage clearly disassociates himself from anything his masterful leader speaks his mind on http://www.ifilm.com/video/2912478
    on an old school tip I loved Afrika Bambaataa’s Death Star Mix
    Back in the day’s I used to cop a lot of mixtapes by DJ Tusken Raider of the X-Wing-Ecutioners

  21. Reply Ghost Vader - Global Grind: Music December 5, 2007 15:34 pm

    [...] like each other.Needless to say, all kinds of you-know-what hit the fan.Classic Wu-Tang shenanigans.Read More at Fat Lace MagazineHas Ghostface finally burned his last piece of the Wu bridge?  Published Dec 05 2007, 02:36 [...]

  22. Reply Dan Large December 6, 2007 12:29 pm

    Kev E Kev and Admiral A.K.B.ar – Listen To The Man
    CLASSIC !

  23. Reply Billy Banjax December 20, 2007 07:47 am

    2-Pacca.

    Jeru tha DamaJar-Jar.

    C-3PO.D.B. / C3PO-Murder / Pimp C-3PO.

    Boba Digital.

    O.D.B.-Wan Kenobi.

  24. Reply Billy Banjax December 21, 2007 13:27 pm

    Souljar-jar Boy

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