…of well-being clinics. That’s right, speaking from his Miami home Joey Crack made this statement: “With diminishing CD sales all artists gotta branch out into new lines of business. Last year Khaled was telling me about how the corns on his feet was stopping him wearing Force One’s ’cause it was too painful to walk. That’s a problem. So I decided to set up the Terror Squad clinic for my crew. Why pay for healthcare when I can provide my own healthcare?”

“Cuban Link hit me up last week complaining of agonising muscle spasms whenever he Leans Back. We offer a full chiropractic service so he’s good now. Remy came in last year pregnant with her first child, she wanted to know the baby’s sex so we told her to come in and Watch The Ultra Sound”. When asked about his arguably outmoded insignia Joe broke it down “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, we can also reveal our new logo and we’ now open to the public too. Don’t be surprised if you come in one day for allergy testing and see Tony Sunshine in here having exfoliating treatment for his acne. Even I used the clinic last week, I had a colonic. I had terrible bowel problems and when the doctor examined my stools all he could say was ‘the Shit Is Real’. I’m happy to tell you I feel a lot better now, the TS Clinic really works. ”

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Westwood at the TS Clinic last week getting a nasty mole removed from his chin, or is that Remy Ma?: