The Adventures Of Ghostface #1
We heard a rumour that someone jacked the Biz Markie doll from the Ego Trip offices back in the day and replaced it with a fake paper-maché doll formed of ‘used’ toilet tissue. Apparently the Ego Trip doll smells like stale turd and the whereabouts of the original are unknown. Can anyone confirm this? Do you have the original? We’ll gladly pay the ransom.
Hey, speaking of dolls, Ghostface is now for sale and available to anyone wanting to mimic copulation with Barbie. We know there’s a Biz doll, not the shitty smelling one, but the one in the Boston Bruins Jersey, there’s also an MF Doom doll but which dolls should they make next or which shouldn’t they make next? Perhaps a Jimmy Spicer Doll(ar Bill Y’All) or a P.M. Dawn Paper Doll. How about a KRS One doll then you could stage your own Celebrity Death Match with Dawn and Kris. Who said Xmas didn’t come early this year?
Anyway, reports are coming in of Ghost popping up all over the world. Pretty Tony was recently seen spending his hard earned Baht in Thai titty bar ‘Supreme Clientele’ but judging from the bewildered stare he’s never seen a lady boy before. Please inform us of any reported sightings. We will of course bring you news as it comes in.
Ghostface – Celebrate
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8 Responses to "The Adventures Of Ghostface #1"
I would pay good money for a Pimp C doll with a string at the back which you pull and it recites his hilarious myspace blogz which deal with such topics as “pussy ass niggiz” and “funky ass bitchiz”.
Are the kecks on the Ghostface doll supposed to be raw Japanese denim ’cause they look more like the pvc Bondage kecks Sid Vicious would wear.
An Eric B doll which does, literally, nothing would be pretty good too.
That comment above is literally the greatest comment ever made.
You forgot to mention the third Mac Dre bobble head, released a couple of months back – Mac Dre as ‘Ronald Dregan’! Shit is quite simply amazing, yadidamean?
The first one ‘Thizelle Washington’ is already a difficult one to get but I believe ‘Andre Macassi’ is still available.
P.S.A over for the no people who care.
now that is funny!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2295305
Master P doll that goes Unnnggghhhhh when he sits down to go poohs…oh wait a minute
thats not a real person – it’s a doll
dont make sense!!
you’re wrong Boosie, that is a real exotic dancer
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