Comments on: The Adventures Of Ghostface #5

By: chewy

chewy — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:47 +0000

Thank you Brian, you’ve made a call centre job a little bit easier.

By: End Level Boss

End Level Boss — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:45:09 +0000

Damn, Brian is on fire.

By: Koaste

Koaste — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:48:44 +0000

This squad is always hyped up in the papers though, and to be honest, there ain’t much chance of them living up to Bobby Moore-Money-Moore-Problems, Def Jef Hurst, Nobby Styles-P, Gordon Big-Banks-Hanks, Alan 8-Ball and the rest of them…

By: salvador darlo

salvador darlo — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:08:11 +0000

Brian killed it with that Mike Dean reference – seriously.

The Fat Lace Dean’s List awaits you sir.

By: brian beck from wisconsin

brian beck from wisconsin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:41:07 +0000

Anywho, as i was saying : England seem to play very Casual. They need to develop a more high tempo method of play and Stick Wid It.

Whoever the next manager is he needs to get a video of F.C Bogmarsh getting thrashed and tell them that you don’t play like THAT, you play like THIZZ and then play some footage of the 1970 Brazil team.

Hell, if that fails just play like Chelsea under Jose Mourinho or Bolton under Sam AlKaponeadyce with long balls because currently their game is just Too Short.

It’s the fault of all the outside influences on footballers so i sugesst we Keak all The Sneeker endorsements from Nike, Adidas and Reebok to the curb or Lampard and Gerrard will end up playing in some two-bit Federation like Beckham.

By: Hostspace Fillah

Hostspace Fillah — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:23:56 +0000

Um lampard um lampard um cole cole lampard

By: brian beck from wisconsin

brian beck from wisconsin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:14:46 +0000

Before that now infamous game against Croatia Steve Mc(Dre)laren took the team to the Yay Area to visit the Oakland Raiders stadium where he gave them a special Turf Talk on the E40-4-2 formation so England could B a Legit contender for the european tournament.

But things didn’t go quite to plan because every time Mc(Dre)laren tried to get the team to partake in a light training exercise Jacka Charlton and Hus(alah) Hiddink kept distracting the team with Job Figaz and talk of Fed Exing team members who weren’t pulling their weight their A.P45s.

By: Give Thizz To Yo Kidz

Give Thizz To Yo Kidz — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:56:00 +0000

Trae bien, Mr Beck!

By: brian beck from wisconsin

brian beck from wisconsin — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:20:36 +0000

..and you know Ghost is gonna pick Theodore “Unit” Walcott every game too.

Harry Redman definately isn’t the man for the job now after yesterdays events. Mourinho? mo’ problems i reckon and even with David “Mike” Dein gone there’s no way they can snag Arsonists Wenger away from the Eminemirates.

I say the F.A should just get Cappellodonna since he wants the job and is a strong enough personality to deal with all the egos in the England camp.

It’s the team i worry about, though. Where are the youngsters coming through who are as talented as, say, Fabolousregras or Teflonvez? Sure, there’s Lil’ Wayne Rooney and Mikah9 Richards but what about the rest of ‘em?

And can they actually gel as a team and play to tactics? I’m sick mundane Z-Ro – Z-Ro scorelines. Where’s the Method, Man?