This is 100% true. Ghost Deini made it to the front pages of Cuba’s Communist Party newspaper ‘Granma’ with the headline “Absolved By History”. Why you ask? On a recent trip to Havana to buy cheap cigars, Ghost popped in to see Fidel. Despite the press embargo, the two apparently got on like a house on fire, literally. Whilst puffing stogies late one night on Fidel’s porch only dressed in Cuban minks, Ghost repeatedly flicked his ash onto the decking and before they knew it the whole house was up in flames. Castro reportedly cursed Ghost’s clumsiness throughout the evening until the Johnny Blaze was under control. Fleeing Havana the next day wondering what he could do to appease the furious leader, Ghost ordered an air drop of Wally’s embossed with the Cuban flag. So impressed was the President with his remarkably comfortable footwear, he insisted Pretty Toney made headline news the very next day to confirm the rumours that he was still alive, we mean Ghost of course.
In case you wondered where we got the Ghost Doll, buy one here where these highly remunerated craft persons are preparing more dolls for Ghost’s next adventure. Watch this space.
16 responses so far ↓
1 brian beck from wisconsin // Nov 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Missle Crisisy Elliot
Batista Rhymes
Castro Rules Everything Around Me
Rock The Fidels
2 brian beck from wisconsin // Nov 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm
When people talk about NY rappers who got shot Biggie usually comes first and Big L’s name always rings fidels but noone ever mentions poor Havana-Mill.
3 brian beck from wisconsin // Nov 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Grand Cuba is obviously way too obvious of a pun for me to even mention.
4 brian beck from wisconsin // Nov 27, 2007 at 2:01 pm
“Castro, extreme/dress code supreme” as Ice T nearly once said.
5 Drew Huge // Nov 27, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Aren’t Big L, Biggie and Big Pun all floating off Cuba, in the Bay of Bigs?
6 country bumpkin // Nov 27, 2007 at 3:07 pm
‘Fidel Us The Beat’ by Skinny Boys
7 i the t // Nov 27, 2007 at 4:21 pm
monie in the fidel
fo’ fidel my nidel
8 brian beck from wisconsin // Nov 27, 2007 at 5:56 pm
question for Huge & Large :
How come Memphis Sessions, Underground Kingz and Top Shelf ‘88 weren’t reviewed in HHC?
9 bse // Nov 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
And how comes they never had a second Muddy Funsters flexi-disc?
10 Dan Large // Nov 27, 2007 at 6:11 pm
‘Huge’ and ‘Large’ have nothing to do with HHC, you’re asking the wrong people.
Sorry.
11 Chris Langhams Hard Drive // Nov 28, 2007 at 7:57 am
Hava-na Killa
Hava
na-Killa
Hava-na Killa
Venishmecha
Oy!
12 chas_well // Nov 28, 2007 at 8:10 am
The M the B the S the T–is that what the flexi was called?
13 country bumpkin // Nov 28, 2007 at 2:18 pm
What’s Top Shelf ‘88?
14 Chris Langhams Hard Drive // Nov 28, 2007 at 3:43 pm
its actually a dope album as it goes…and possibly some sort of elaborate hoax
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/15/arts/music/15hoax.html?_r=4&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&ref=music&adxnnlx=1190041694-gNtvLJqmKlkdbZX3TTrdbQ&oref=slogin
15 country bumpkin // Nov 28, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Well, that one passed me by, thanks, will check it, surely someone will know if it’s genuine or not.
16 Dan Large // Nov 28, 2007 at 6:42 pm
We touched on Top Shelf a while back
http://fatlacemagazine.rawkus.com/?p=12
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