The Adventures Of Ghostface #3

Ghost Flowers

Everyone knows Ghostface is the love king of hip-hop. What else is ‘Wildflower’ if not the most potent love rap since LL’s ‘I Need Love’ , Positively Black’s ‘Ebony Princess’, Kaos’ ‘Let’s Do It Again’ and RA and Biggie’s ‘Cunt Renaissance’? In fact, as this exclusive shot shows, the Wu were trying to position him in the market as the nuevo Prince Lover Dalu. On this unreleased LP can be found the original version of ‘Flowers’, all about his love of chrysanthemums, ‘Ghost Flowers’, about dahlias, and other bangers like ‘I Love Wu’, not about a specific flower. Guests include other legendary crooners like Neil ‘Lex’ Diamond, Tony ‘Starks’ Bennett and Johnny ‘True’ Mathis-ematics. Unfortunately, it’s only available as an instrumental bootleg, as the Ghostface doll didn’t record any proper vocals, spending its time selling old socks and wristbands on eBay instead.


12 Responses to "The Adventures Of Ghostface #3"
  1. Reply brian beck from wisconsin November 22, 2007 15:56 pm

    “Smilax Child” by Black Sheep

    Daisy Dmx

    Lily Wayne

    Freesiaway

    Sunz Of Cyclamen

    “Acacia u akbar” by Brand Nasturnium

    Notorious B.E.Gonia

    Hibiscus B.I.G

    There’s been so many classic records based on the “Hyacinthetic Substitution” drumbreak like “Code Of The Strelitzia” by Gang Starr and by “Ego Trimmin’” by Ultramagnolia MC’s but i think the best of all has to be “Mighty Helianthus” by Ghostface.

  2. Reply country bumpkin November 22, 2007 16:19 pm

    Tricky T’s ‘Johnny The Foxglove’ and Rae’s
    ‘Strictly Buit 4 Cuban Lillies’

  3. Reply country bumpkin November 22, 2007 16:22 pm

    Ludachrysanthimum

  4. Reply country bumpkin November 22, 2007 16:24 pm

    Tuff Crew’s “She Rides The Peony”

  5. Reply country bumpkin November 22, 2007 16:25 pm

    Gardeners World Class Wreckin’ Cru

  6. Reply lace da booze November 22, 2007 16:36 pm

    “asked Cappa Pendergrass for backstage passes/special guest, no more Johnny Blaze, Johnny Mathis”

  7. Reply el_jeffro November 22, 2007 20:45 pm

    Johnny “True” Mathis-matics!!!!!!!!

    oh jesus, that’s fucking brilliant, if only I could shoehorn it into an everyday conversation and claim it as my own.

  8. Reply Chris Langhams Hard Drive November 23, 2007 06:36 am

    Aster Killah

    Delphinium The Funkee Homosnapdragon

  9. Reply country bumpkin November 23, 2007 13:47 pm

    Mad Dandi-lion

  10. Reply i the t November 24, 2007 16:08 pm

    Mic Geranium

  11. Reply i the t November 27, 2007 04:11 am

    nasty nasturtium

  12. Reply Drew Huge November 27, 2007 06:32 am

    Alchemist Titchmarsh

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