Rejected Fat Lace Ideas #1…
At Fat Lace, we have ideas like you have hot dinners: In the evenings, usually between the hours of 6-8pm, unless you’re working late, in which case you’ll catch a late supper in front of America’s Next Top Model. Anyway, we have lots of ideas. But some of them just don’t work. Often they’re rejected out of hand. Other times they make it to committee, get approved, then get vetoed by the FL Mind Squad, forever to be forgotten.
The Fat Lace Osaka branch, chaired by Barrie Bee, discussing ideas about Blvd. Mosse yesterday
Occasionally, just so you know what you’re missing, and so you know that our quality control is mad high, we present our ideas graveyard. Here’s just six ideas that nearly made the cut this week:
We Fly High, We Also Fly Low: Pilots take umbrage at Jim Jones
Ayo Technology: 50 Cent road tests the ZX Spectrum
Love Jones? Jim Jones meets Norah Jones and Mike Jones
Pimp B and Bun A: Meet the original UGK
Oodles Of O’s: We ask illiterate rappers to spell Boogaloo
Block Booster: Thirstin Howl III’s DVD reviews
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17 Responses to "Rejected Fat Lace Ideas #1…"
lets see the TH3 reviews please.
Skillionaire is my best hip-hop album since Critters so that shows you how much i’d appreciate it.
His DVD’s are even better…
Throw Some D’s – D. Nice teaches wrestling moves to D12, DMX and D4L.
This Is Why I’m Shot – Mims’ quija board sessions with the ghosts of Scott La Rock, 2pac, Biggie, Big L, Soulja Slim, E. Money Bags, Jam Master Jay and Stack Bundles.
um, where did the LA Sunshine video post disappear to?
LA Sunshine – The audio was out of sync. It’s coming back. Brian, you should be writing for us. Unfortunately, we pay less than writing your comments on a message board does, so you’d best to stick with this.
Special K : Krs One, K. Solo and K-Rino discuss which breakfast cereal encourages the most regular and healthy bowel movements.
Stringer Bellend : dobber drawing techniques with Idris Elba from The Wire.
Arty Like A Rockstar : Party Arty re-enacts various groupie fucking, cocaine snorting, heroin overdosing and car crashing scenes from Motley Crue’s infamous book on depravity “The Dirt”.
The P Is Free: Percee P taks about the charity gigs he has performed at.
You Can’t See What I Can See: Heavy D tests out this seasons trendiest bi-focals.
Breakers Revenge: Crazy Legs and Ken Swift get their own back on their childhood bullies.
they call me Dunlop: Seeborn on why Select records made him ditch his original MC at the last minute.
Cold Gettin Dumb: We followed The Federation on their recent trip to the Antarctic.
Pubic Emerey: Sexual health matters with TV’s Andrew ‘Fatlace’ Emery
Reflection on Eternal: Hi-Tek and Kweli reminisce on the hits of 90′s UK ‘R&B’ all girl group Eternal.
Deal with a feeling: personal problems solved by resident Fatlace agony uncle Milano.
So Grotto: Festive fun with Jay-Z
‘They Call me Dunlop’. Genius.
Time for some Traction : redman interviews medical industry consultants on the paradigm of limb suspension equipment.
Reasonable Grout : Jay Z reviews restaurants whose health endangeringly rich foods are outweighed by the benefits of their tastiness.
My Bike is on Fire : Lord Shafiyq’s reportage live at the scene of motocross accidents.
(sorry i missed the joke the first time and thought you were being serious about the TH3 reviews)
Barley Scratch : Shan investigates the connection between cereal grain consumption and skin irritation.
Tzat-zeeky?
Identifying the Dip Set members.
Brooklyn Zoo: A look at the oldest Beckham child’s private menagerie
ODB vs BDO: In the first in a series of palindrome face-offs, we debate who is better – the dead Wu Tang stalwart or the grassroots darts organisation
@ i the t: you got confused: “reasonable grout” was jigga’s shortlived feature on home decorating techniques. The piece you’re thinking of is of course, “reasonable gout”, highlighting why a painful monoarthritis is a small price to pay for some delicious foie gras washed down with patron..
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