T.I.: Tonz O’ Gunz
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T.I. found himself in a pickle this week. He already had the B.E.T. Rapper With Most Guns category sewn at the award ceremony but then went and blew it by bragging to drinking partner ‘Billy-Bob’ at local ATL bar ‘Shooters’ that he was set to illicitly obtain one of the most coveted weapons of all time, Han Solo’s Blaster. ‘Billy-Bob’ turned out to be an undecover F.B.I. agent and T.I. was immediately bugged and tailed in the following days. As soon as the said ‘transaction’ had taken place Federal Agents swooped on the rappers home to find the surprisingly large cache of Star Wars armoury including Sith Swords, Light Sabres (assorted colours), Thermal Detonators and Super Soakers.
Being lead out of his two bedroom apartment, handcuffed, the rapper appeared to be crying like a girl and muttering the words “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope”. It later transpired he was just dazed and temporarily blinded by the liberal use of CS Gas during the raid.
T.I.: “I gots to get one of them shits”
T.I.’s neighbour and fellow rapper Bonecrusher had recently moved house stating he was “taunted” because he thought “guns were loud and scary” and he didn’t like those “nasty bang bang noises”. “He would invite me round to play Xbox, then he would make me shoot dogs in his back yard” declared the shaken former star.
Ludacris was unavailable for comment, but was seen leaving a downtown Atlanta Police location just hours earlier.
T.I.: ‘Fantasist’
Gangstarr – Tonz O’ Gunz
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T.I’s Top Terms For Getting Shot:
Boo yaa’d
Rah rah’d
Lick shot
Shot
Ganked
Won the wet t-shirt contest
Clapped
Get your wig split
Capped
Wetted up
Banged
Hit
Cap peeled
Deaded
Smoked
Busted melon/dome
Body bagged
Laid out
Stretched
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16 Responses to "T.I.: Tonz O’ Gunz"
Uf Him!! he never rocked his fat laces..why bother to put this pop tart in a classic hip hop blog we really dont give a rats ass about dude honestly he only makes music for ballers to ride in their whips to. The world is sick man the only genre where dudes walk on stage collect grammys then let themselves and the fans down by gettin nabbed with a Blammer. twat. Goes For Prodigy too.
The_P needs to loosen his jansport straps a little.
I still have my han solo gun somewhere at my folks house. Best toy gun ever.
i like to imagine that the gunz the fedz found at T.I’s crib resemble the rocket launcher type thing Clarence Boddicker had in Robocop.
I heard it was one of those waist mounted cannons from Aliens…
never heard of him.
T.I. has kanye beats and kanye is down with Rhymefest, so your allowed to like him backpackers.
T.I. is fire and jay-z is water
Fat Joe, Big Pun, Rae and Show were Fire Water though
Guffaw…Strong work there Cro!
Rubberband Man is still that isht and how anyone can diss P(rodigy rather than the other one above), sickle cell and ballerina antics notwithstanding, is beyond me.
ninja skills > gun play
What? Rubberband man is still that ish..HAHA
“how anyone can diss P(rodigy rather than the other one above)” ?? wtf???
hey its all good im glad my comments are appreciated. Should i say 1st next time. lol
^No offence meant to you btw The_P, just trying to differentiate between you and Prodigy.
Each to his own and all that, I’m no TI fan but rubberband man is an excellent track, in my humble opinion…
That’s some funny shit. I wonder if he’ll win the inmate Wet T-shirt contest
ninja boss!
Don’t worry. Fat Lace all agree ‘Rubberband Man’ is the isht. As is ‘Rubberband Banks’ by Young Dro. Don’t ever mistake us for dudes just waiting for our Ron B ‘Stitch by Stitch’ for $1000 to arrive in the post – we rep e’ything. However, if we’ve missed any terminology for getting capped, you better tell us…
cool, im not bein funny but there are better joints from that T.I album..cant tell me nothin!(no Kanye intended) “24′s” was defo one of my jams of that year – dont front! smashes Rubberband Man c’mon- maybe im just ignant? and i really dislike Swizz apart from that track with Cassidy holdin the B-Boy stance etc good beat..nowadays cant stick the bloke..but still hipsters know best.
^No offence
meant to you btw The_P, just trying to differentiate between you and Prodigy.?? yeah but whats the point, homes? Is it cos..” I rap like no one out there can F*** wit me!”.
Rza’s been trying to purchase Galvatron’s cannon for years. It’s the only reason he got close to Tarantino, since he heard QT could hook that shit up.
Everyone in the Wu is too scared to tell Rza it doesn’t exist, they tried dropping hints in the late 90s but he stopped giving them beats and turned into Bobby Digital.
Remember on Wu Forever he said, “Blasting photon bombs from the arm like Galvatron.”
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