Rappers Retirement Homes #6
Ah, the signwriter’s art. As the sub-editor buried deep down in any of you will know, they be getting signs wrong on the regular. Inappropriate apostrophes, ignoring the possessive apostrophe. Just not knowing what in fuck an apostrophe is, generally. And then there’s misspelling. Despite his pride in his thriving chicken franchise, Pudgee the Phat Bastard isn’t unaware that his name has been spelled as ‘Pudgie’. It’s the latest kick in the teeth for Pudgee, who got out of rap after scurrilous rumours had him pegged as the ‘gay rapper’. Unfortunately for him, wrong sign aside, he’s now known as the ‘gay chicken seller’. When we reached him for comment, he said he was selling up and opening up under another name. He’s not sure which one yet, but leading contenders are ‘Chook D’s fry-place’, ‘Chickademus and Friers’ and ‘Gay Rapper Deep Fried Chicken’.
Lenny the sign writer was available for comment and said: “How does he expect me to spell ‘Pudgee’ right when he can’t spell ‘fat’ correctly. That’s word to Webster’s, the Oxford English Dictionary and Lynne Truss!”
“Don’t call me Gay!”
A Pudgee highlight alongside Lord Tariq, not sure who the first rapper is…
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Cluck D, Chick D…Papa Chick, Papa Cluck
Dirty south producer KLC actually founded KFC, maybe a rumour.
anymore for anymore?
Don’t know if there are a lot of reggae fans up in this bloodclot?
You could a be a policeman or a red a indian… or indeed a crack dealer it would seem.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7061642.stm
From one blood to one million pounds worth of crack.
‘buck-bucktown’ – run by cluckshot & cluckdown records ( & managed by big birdflu-ha)
don’t forget paula peri-peri’s spicy nandos style joint
& get your tandoori chicken at ‘curried chicken heads’
I think the 1st rapper is MC BRAINS!! That cat is soooo underated. LOL!!!
State Cluckery, Slim Cluka BIG BOSS HOG N CHICKEN,
Henimem?
Special Egg?
Egg Lover?
The Coop?
Big Ken (tucky) – shout to all my ‘Hill that’s real’ nillaz.
I’m feeling Paula Peri-Peri hard, Rob, I don’t know why she didn’t turn the millions she’s earned from ‘Paula’s Jam’ into fried chicken bazillions.
Oh, and Feather B
feather B!!!
its all over now, that one was too much
Haha you guys are hilarious…
Think Big is Pudgee, Lord Tariq and Biggie
Cluck Rock
Chicken, Bones, Thugs and Seasoning (Wish Bone, Krispy Bone)
Run KFC
Da Colonel and I
Eggstra P
Krispy 3
your ability to find these establishments is quite extrodinary.
the Nowborn Chick is what were labelled the Nowborn chick, were mad sick (with bird flu)
yo, thats blatanly Biggie on the first verse…
good job mighty white. you’re on point son
where is freaky fridays fuckers!
Don’t forget The Fu-Chickens, Master Fowl, Thirsten Fowl III, Beak Master Clay D and the avian anthem Wax Master Torey ‘Duck Season’
lol @ Spot on Lex
Hen G
Dj Battery (Hen) Brain
Mr. Hen
special egg and his dj egg-shun
terminator eggs
i think kwame still makes songs for people, straight ninja skills..
KFC-One (Kraving for chicken over nearly everything)
Public Henemy
Ghostface Tikka
Henimi The Chicklet One
Leaders Of The New Coop
Sam N Ella (bizarro salt n pepa)
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