Rappers Retirement Homes #5

Hands up who knew Flavor Unit star Double J now lives in London. About four of you, we thought so. For those who didn’t know, Jerome Jenkins (two J’s, hence Double J) left Trenton, capital of the Garden State back in 1992. Nobody knows the real reason although there was some speculation that after his debut ‘The Hitman’ failed to go ‘Wood’ even in Jersey, he felt his time as a rapper had expired.

His earlier sessions at 45 King’s studio were not as fruitless. He released an EP circa. 1988 on Chanpen Records. It was during this time that he also honed his skills in the kitchen. His speciality was the ‘Flavor Focaccia’. Essentially eggplant with marinara and mozzarella served on the focaccia bread that Double J would bake himself. It went down tremendously well with both Lakim and Latifah, both Vegetarians. Apache wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole and often indulged in Wendy’s, just one block away, rather than eat that ‘gay’ food.

It was whilst once chomping into his sandwich that JJ accidentally bit his finger immediately drawing blood. The rest of the Unit rolled around in fits of laughter as Double Jenkins yelped in agony. From that incident the underground smash ‘Cannibal Town’ was spawned. His ‘Flavor Focaccia’ was later dubbed the ‘Flavor Manwich’ which even put Latifah off her favourite snack being a staunch feminist. It was this love of Italian food which later inspired his debut album ‘The Hitman’, the irony being it birthed no hits. He was like a 45 King produced Tony Soprano, often watching Italian gangster flicks with Luis ‘Louie Louie’ Vega when not recording.

‘Cannibal Town’ (after the finger biting incident)
Cannibal Town

Fast forward to 1992 and he decided to leave New Jersey to ‘find himself’. His Aunt moved to England some years earlier so stayed with her for a period of time before investing his scant royalties in a Café which was about to be repossessed. Originally calling it ‘If It Ain’t A Café (It Ain’t A Car)’ the business didn’t perform too well so he opted for the much simpler name ‘Double J’s’. If you’re ever in the Charlotte Street area of London, pop in and enjoy his speciality ‘Flavor Focaccia’ with an espresso, it’s ‘licensed to fill’. Don’t forget to say ‘Hi !’ from us.

The LP ‘Hitman’ (Barley ‘Wood’)
Hitman

Double J ‘Bless The Funk’

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Double J – Cannibal Town

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Double J – If It Ain’t A Caddy (It Ain’t A Car)

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Double J


7 Responses to "Rappers Retirement Homes #5"
  1. Reply robdarlo October 1, 2007 15:57 pm

    Last time I saw him he was regailing me with stories of how they used to laugh at Chill Rob G’s clothes.

  2. Reply twix October 2, 2007 08:30 am

    I was there this lunchtime and recognised the two ladies on the sandwich counter as Zhane. I can recommend the lunchtime special “Roll Wit The Flava”, its basically a glorified BLT, with paprika seasoning. Tasty though.

  3. Reply Dan Large October 2, 2007 13:01 pm

    nice pun r(tw)ix, why didn’t we think of that

  4. Reply moyinka October 3, 2007 16:00 pm

    dunno where you guys find this stuff but it’s highly entertaining. you’d win an award if there was one.

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  6. Reply mercedes1010 February 25, 2010 17:23 pm

    This is markey fresh, what up j? Next time im in london i will be there to eat, for free! LoL!

  7. Reply Old Skool Ran-Dee July 25, 2012 10:46 am

    Double J, Latee, Lakim Shabazz, Chill Rob G. and Markey Fresh were the Jersey’s best! I’ma be in London in 2013. I’m coming to check you out, bro.

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