This will have Meatpacking hipsters pissing in their pants and doing the Turf Dance before you know it. This perfect NY-LON anthem gives hacks at The Fader and Dazed a reason to get up in the morning. Original use of ‘It Takes Two’ though.

Spank Rock – Loose

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(Disclaimer: What you just heard is not authentic ghetto rap, these are very unthreatening Nump and Trina sound a likes)

De La Soul – Ain’t Hip To Be Labeled A Hipster (‘88 Hipster Anthem)

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Hipster Olympics…peep: